Penname: Han Falaren [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 05/08/05
Membership status: Member
Bio:
what to say?...hmm... well, I am a liberal - living in the middle of no where,in a state called California,in the USA.
My blood father lives in LA, with my two half-sisters and my half-brother. My mother lives in Palmdale, with my step-dad and my two other brothers. Past that, half of my family lives in Mexico, while the other half lives on the east-coast. I thinkthat is enough about my family,I get a headache just thinking about them.

Fav. Music: Anything really, I like things from Enya to Green Day to Mozart. So basically like everything- except country and rap.
Fav. Books:The Hobbit,TheLord of the Rings, Artemis Fowl, The Cat from Outer Space, The Da Vinci Code, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Anything from Dragonlance, or the Forgotten Realms.
Fav. Actresses and Actors: Hugh Jackman, Brendan Fraser, David Duchovny, Pierce Brosnan, John Travolta, Tim Allen, Keanu Reeves, Johnny Depp, Ewan McGregor, Ian McKellen, Danny DeVitto, Geoffrey Rush,Alan Rickman, Samuel L. Jackson, Christopher Lee, Orlando Bloom, Jack Nicholson, Viggo Mortensen, Sigourney Weaver,Kate Beckinsale, Cate Blanchett, Gillian Anderson, Rachel Weisz, Miranda Otto, Uma Thurman, Nicole Kidman,and Janeane Garofalo. And those are just the ones I can remember right now.
Fav. Movies:The Princess Bride, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Star Wars, and a couple other ones.
Fav. Series: Wonderfalls, the X-Files, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Dark Angel, Trading Spaces, the Simpsons, Futuroma, Friends, Will&Grace, Scrubs, Fearfactor, Law&Order.
Fav. Super Heroes: Batman, Zorro, Spider-man, and the X-Men

Fav. Quotes:
I find Republicans to be a lot like dogs and cat litter boxes. They just eat all the shit up without even thinking about where it came from. ~unknown

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. ~Rhonda Hansome

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. ~Catherine

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. ~Margaret Thatcher

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. ~Elayne Boosler

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. ~ Dolly Parton

Into the Marshlands I follow thee, from the shadows of arrogance to the light of eternity. ~Miguel Peralta

The pages of my life rapidly flip as the winds of change come my way. ~Miguel Peralta

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot. ~Mark Twain, What Is Man, 1906

Stupid Notes: Orlando Bloom needs to work on his dieing scenes.
The English languge has stupid rules.
(I know these are pointless)


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Stories by Han Falaren
Summary: My uncle, my cat and I end up in ME. Will my uncle survive without his radio? Why didn't Gandalf show up when he needed to? Why is my cat talking to me? (Legolas/OC)
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas, Original Character, Other
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 41913 Read Count: 9846
[Report This] Published: 05/08/05 Updated: 11/11/06