Penname: Dwimordene [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 22/02/05
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Dwimordene's Standard Disclaimer (envision it at the top of every LOTR fanfic that I write):

I'm not JRRT, nor related to him in any way. Thus I own nothing, and I owe much, but I promise to return all of Mr. Tolkien's characters to him more or less intact (as talent allows, and with apologies for the 'less' part). I make no money and intend no harm. Thanks for not suing.
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Stories by Dwimordene
Summary: There's a throne in the offing, and contenders must look to the needs of dynasty. A Kin-Strife vignette.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 676 Read Count: 2496
[Report This] Published: 08/07/07 Updated: 08/07/07
Summary: A wish, a star, and a final farewell to Númenor from the captain of the last ship of the Faithful. Written for the HASA "Middle-earth Superstitions" on-list challenge.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Anarion, Original Character
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 785 Read Count: 1427
[Report This] Published: 28/03/05 Updated: 29/12/05
Summary: Peace. Land. Life. Loyalty. A Kin-strife parable.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Tragedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 29518 Read Count: 5804
[Report This] Published: 11/03/07 Updated: 11/03/07
Ad Sum by Dwimordene Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: The aftermath of the Battle of Pelennor, from a very humble perspective...
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Original Character, Aragorn
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1261 Read Count: 1956
[Report This] Published: 23/02/05 Updated: 23/02/05
Affiliations by Dwimordene Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: "You were born 'Aragorn', your father was Arathorn, and through him, you are the Heir of Isildur—the last of your line."

But the last no longer...
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn
Genres: Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1922 Read Count: 1470
[Report This] Published: 07/12/06 Updated: 07/12/06
Summary: GrĂ­ma lets his inner poet loose...
Categories: Book-verse
Characters:
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 224 Read Count: 1489
[Report This] Published: 26/03/05 Updated: 26/03/05
Summary: Allies can disappoint. Boromir and Théodred watch it all fall apart.



Written for the Boromir Memorial Challenge at HA.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Boromir
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1604 Read Count: 2102
[Report This] Published: 26/02/07 Updated: 26/02/07
Summary: The first step in any journey is letting go of what one is holding onto. Fortunately, it is a step that need not be taken alone. Boromir, a dark and stormy night, and a lot of conversation.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Halbarad
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7570 Read Count: 1723
[Report This] Published: 05/08/05 Updated: 05/08/05
Charmed by Dwimordene Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: In the Thain's house, not even a wizard's chambers are sacrosanct.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Belladonna Took, Gandalf / Olorin
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1277 Read Count: 1576
[Report This] Published: 21/09/06 Updated: 21/09/06
Summary: A quintet of drabbles held together loosely by the theme of civil strife and the view from the losing side. Such is the way of the world, that all endeavors undermine themselves in the end, and not simply for lack of good will... Melkor, Manwë, Ornendil, Miriel, Aranarth, Eärnur, a humble cobbler, and gratuitous philosophical evocations—five hundred words by Dwimordene.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 599 Read Count: 1137
[Report This] Published: 23/02/05 Updated: 23/02/05
Descent by Dwimordene Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Gondor is sliding towards war. Two boys brought together by the very forces tearing the nation apart sit and talk and wonder about the future. Written in the spirit of the HA Onlist Tolerance challenge, though it does not meet the word count requirements.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1888 Read Count: 1157
[Report This] Published: 12/01/07 Updated: 12/01/07
Dragonfall by Dwimordene Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: In Dale, the fall of the dragon is a day of celebration. One that even strangers can partake of.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Halbarad
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1021 Read Count: 1354
[Report This] Published: 28/09/06 Updated: 28/09/06
Eight Weeks by Dwimordene Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Eight weeks, eight hundred words, and a lengthy contest of wills pits Boromir against the combined forces of his father and brother. A humorous drabble cycle.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Boromir, Denethor, Faramir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 951 Read Count: 2847
[Report This] Published: 14/11/05 Updated: 14/11/05
Emmaus by Dwimordene Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Faramir has a journey to make. Published in honor of the Faramir Creation Day challenge issued by Raksha.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Faramir
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3170 Read Count: 1416
[Report This] Published: 10/05/07 Updated: 10/05/07
Filk Fest by Dwimordene Rated: PG [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A collection of filks, all parodic/satiric in nature. Not to be taken too seriously, obviously. PJ and Fran guest star in "The Plot Warp." Newest addition: "With These Dudes?", a corruption of Kirsty MacColl's fine song, "In These Shoes?"
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Bilbo, Gandalf / Olorin, Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2807 Read Count: 6815
[Report This] Published: 15/08/05 Updated: 23/05/06
Summary: It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it. Three Rangers go hunting one of the most formidable of the Enemy's creatures, and get both more and less than they bargained for.




Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2447 Read Count: 3027
[Report This] Published: 05/03/07 Updated: 05/03/07
Summary: Written for the HASA Challenge "Show Me Fear!" In the tradition of campfire dares and spooky stories, I give you a Harrowdale Halloween, in which Hama learns the meaning of some old tales.... Drama and fireside banter abound.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8457 Read Count: 1269
[Report This] Published: 26/03/05 Updated: 26/03/05
Giving Gifts by Dwimordene Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Somewhere in Harad, a boy learns a lesson about the giving of the most precious gift.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1051 Read Count: 1372
[Report This] Published: 16/05/05 Updated: 16/05/05
Summary: The Age of the Elves has passed; the Dominion of Men is passing. And it's just another day in Anytown, America, in the twenty-first century C.E.
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Original Character
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1624 Read Count: 1236
[Report This] Published: 04/10/06 Updated: 04/10/06
Justice by Dwimordene Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Dwim's attempt to answer Ang's/E.W.'s challenge: is Eowyn a deserter or a heroine? Features Eomer, Eowyn, and Elfhelm. And the answer is....
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Elfhelm
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3005 Read Count: 1462
[Report This] Published: 26/03/05 Updated: 26/03/05