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Stories by Nachos2011
Chapter 10: Battle with a Bawlrog by Nachos2011 Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Gandalf faces the Bawlrog and the Club stops at Lothlorien, home of Galadriel's famous, factory-made Lembas cookies.
Categories: Movie-verse, Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 638 Read Count: 296
[Report This] Published: 23/03/12 Updated: 23/03/12
Chapter 11: Boromir Goes Nuts by Nachos2011 Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The Force is not with Boromir as he tries to take the ring from Frodo.
Categories: Movie-verse, Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 634 Read Count: 297
[Report This] Published: 02/04/12 Updated: 02/04/12
Chapter 12: Boromir's Final Battle by Nachos2011 Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, and Gimli face orcs and Saruman's deadly mechanical creations.
Categories: Movie-verse, Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 459 Read Count: 258
[Report This] Published: 21/04/12 Updated: 21/04/12
Chapter 13: Gollum...or Smeagol? by Nachos2011 Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Frodo and Sam meet Gollum. Or is it Smeagol? Or is it actually Sauron?
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 582 Read Count: 393
[Report This] Published: 10/05/12 Updated: 10/05/12
Chapter 14: Fargone Forest by Nachos2011 Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Aragorn, Legolas, and Gmili get a free car from the Rohan Riders and run into an old friend in Fargone Forest.
Categories: Movie-verse, Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 876 Read Count: 267
[Report This] Published: 24/05/12 Updated: 24/05/12
Chapter 15: Hastiness by Nachos2011 Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Merry gets frustrated with the slow-moving Ents, and Pippin's plan to hurry the Entmoot backfires.
Categories: Movie-verse, Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 454 Read Count: 249
[Report This] Published: 03/06/12 Updated: 03/06/12
Chapter 16: Pizza Delivery by Nachos2011 Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Frodo runs into Gandalf while trying to deliver a pizza to Rohan.
Categories: Movie-verse, Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 664 Read Count: 297
[Report This] Published: 12/06/12 Updated: 12/06/12
Chapter 17: Isengard and Backtalking to the Narrator by Nachos2011 Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Merry and Pippin hatch a plan to blow up the dam, and Gandalf finally reaches Rohan.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 351 Read Count: 252
[Report This] Published: 05/07/12 Updated: 05/07/12
Chapter 1: Bilbo's Birthday Bash by Nachos2011 Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: After insulting the entire Shire at his birthday party, Bilbo prepares to leave for Rivendell. Gandalf insists that the ring be left to Frodo...and that it not be put in an envelope.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1177 Read Count: 920
[Report This] Published: 19/11/11 Updated: 19/11/11
Chapter 2: Sauron's Birthday Party by Nachos2011 Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Smoke circles, the tale of Sauron's birthday party, Ringwraiths, and Gandalf's inane ramblings await poor Frodo.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1145 Read Count: 646
[Report This] Published: 30/11/11 Updated: 30/11/11
Chapter 3: How to Escape a Ringwraith by Nachos2011 Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Ringwraiths are on the trail of Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin after the hobbits discover Gandalf's advice was...wrong. A mysterious man named Strider meets them at Bree.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1115 Read Count: 482
[Report This] Published: 06/12/11 Updated: 06/12/11
Chapter 4: Strider, or Should I Say Aragorn? by Nachos2011 Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The hobbits discover Strider's true identity. Frodo goes missing.
Categories: Movie-verse, Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 609 Read Count: 1429
[Report This] Published: 15/12/11 Updated: 15/12/11
Chapter 5: Ringwraiths and Lasers by Nachos2011 Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Arwen arrives as Frodo overreacts about his Ringwraith wound.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 613 Read Count: 484
[Report This] Published: 27/12/11 Updated: 27/12/11
Chapter 6: Rivendell - The Elvish City of Shoes by Nachos2011 Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: While staying at Elrond's hotel, Frodo reunites with Bilbo and Gandalf; but Bilbo is not the same as he used to be.
Categories: Movie-verse, Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1039 Read Count: 632
[Report This] Published: 01/01/12 Updated: 01/01/12
Chapter 7: The Council on Elrond's Porch by Nachos2011 Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Elrond seeks volunteers for the mission to Mount Doom, Boromir rants about Gondor, and a name is chosen for the team to Mordor.
Categories: Movie-verse, Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 698 Read Count: 377
[Report This] Published: 18/01/12 Updated: 18/01/12
Chapter 8: The Mines of Maria by Nachos2011 Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Seeing that the GPS is leading them through dangerous, icy mountains, Gimli suggests that the Club journey through the Mines of Maria.
Categories: Movie-verse, Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1102 Read Count: 306
[Report This] Published: 04/03/12 Updated: 04/03/12
Chapter 9: Battle in the Mines by Nachos2011 Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: The GPS battery is low and the Mines of Maria are strangely empty of dwarves.
Categories: Movie-verse, Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Meddling in Middle Earth
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 896 Read Count: 313
[Report This] Published: 15/03/12 Updated: 15/03/12