Stories by callerofcrows
Summary: A silly poem about everybody's favorite Dunedain.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Aragorn
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Lord of the Haikus
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13 Read Count: 1586
Published: 17/05/09 Updated: 17/05/09 [Report This]
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Summary: Arwen stands at Aragorn's grave
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen
Genres: Drama, Essay, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 213 Read Count: 1290
Published: 08/04/09 Updated: 08/04/09 [Report This]
Summary: A haiku, this one is a little more serious.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Boromir
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14 Read Count: 1259
Published: 19/05/09 Updated: 19/05/09 [Report This]
Summary: Another crazy poem
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Frodo
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Lord of the Haikus
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14 Read Count: 1190
Published: 17/05/09 Updated: 17/05/09 [Report This]
Summary: Continuing with the random poetry.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Gandalf / Olorin
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Lord of the Haikus
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14 Read Count: 1588
Published: 18/05/09 Updated: 18/05/09 [Report This]
Summary: A random haiku for all of you!
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Gimli
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9 Read Count: 1570
Published: 30/05/09 Updated: 30/05/09 [Report This]
Summary: Just a wacky little poem.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Gollum
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Lord of the Haikus
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12 Read Count: 1615
Published: 17/05/09 Updated: 17/05/09 [Report This]
Summary: Again with the silly poetry.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Legolas
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Lord of the Haikus
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11 Read Count: 1691
Published: 17/05/09 Updated: 17/05/09 [Report This]
Summary: Yet another haiku.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Merry
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Lord of the Haikus
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13 Read Count: 1478
Published: 18/05/09 Updated: 18/05/09 [Report This]
Summary:

Moriah is your standard college girl. Nothing out of the ordinary. So why are there nine confused travellers at her dorm? I promise this is not a Sue-fic.


Categories: Crossovers, Off Topic Characters: Original Character, The Fellowship
Genres: Fantasy, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3948 Read Count: 6869
Published: 04/05/09 Updated: 02/08/09 [Report This]
Summary: A light-hearted Walking the Line filler. Brandon finally fufills his promise made on the journey to Moria and, in the kitchens of Gondor, attempts to make the cookies that he described.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Friendship, Humor, Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1311 Read Count: 1125
Published: 09/07/09 Updated: 09/07/09 [Report This]
Summary:

More absurd peotry! In order for this one to make sense, you must read Legolas--A Haiku first.


Categories: Off Topic Characters: Pippin
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Lord of the Haikus
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12 Read Count: 1657
Published: 17/05/09 Updated: 17/05/09 [Report This]
Summary:

A silly little poem.


Categories: Off Topic Characters: Sam
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Lord of the Haikus
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12 Read Count: 1753
Published: 18/05/09 Updated: 18/05/09 [Report This]
Summary: I think this speaks for itself.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Essay, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 382 Read Count: 1078
Published: 26/08/09 Updated: 26/08/09 [Report This]
Summary: I think the title explains it all.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Asfaloth, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Celebrían, Eldarion, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Galadriel, Haldir, Merry, Nazgûl, Other Canon Character, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, General, Humor, Mystery, Other, Parody, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13470 Read Count: 39267
Published: 09/01/09 Updated: 21/06/10 [Report This]
Summary:

Bloopers happen, it's a part of the movie-making process. Lord of the Rings, epic as it is, is no exception. Here's a list of humorous sights I've seen during the films!


Categories: Movie-verse, Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 717 Read Count: 1396
Published: 04/08/09 Updated: 04/08/09 [Report This]
Summary:

2009 MEFA Third Place Winner in the Adventure Category. 

Brandon wakes up in the middle of a forest in another world. Is it a dream? Or is he stuck in an unfamiliar place where his life might no longer matter? Please read and review!


Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Balrog, Bill the Pony, Celeborn, Galadriel, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 50612 Read Count: 33907
Published: 24/01/09 Updated: 08/07/09 [Report This]
Summary:

The story continues. Brandon journeys with the Three Hunters as they continue their long quest to free Middle-earth of Sauron. Will Brandon be able to shoulder the new burdens placed upon him? Please read and review!


Categories: Movie-verse, Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Eomer, Eowyn, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Háma, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Pippin, Saruman, Théoden, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Friendship, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Other, Romance, Suspense
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22886 Read Count: 16944
Published: 20/07/09 Updated: 29/09/10 [Report This]
Summary:

Rosie Cotton is quite taken with Samwise Gamgee, but is uncertain he returns her feelings. A light-hearted hobbit-shot.


Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Original Character, Other Canon Character, Rosie, Sam
Genres: Friendship, General, Other, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1684 Read Count: 1134
Published: 19/06/09 Updated: 19/06/09 [Report This]