Stories by Ponytail Goddess
Summary: A half Chippendale, half Rambo style Haldir takes control of the Battle of Helms Deep and crazy randomness ensues!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Figwit, Frodo, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Orophin, Rúmil, Sauron
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Kink, MPREG (male pregnancy), Slash (same sex pairing), Violence
Series: RANDOM CRAZINESS ENSUES!!!
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1611 Read Count: 2966
Published: Sep 13 2007 Updated: Sep 13 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Chaos ensues at Imladris when Elrond calls a council meeting: Erestor finally jumps off the deep end, a girly Glorfindel is giggly, Legolas is pregnant again, the twins are up to no good, and everyone's favorite Elf Lord has a personal problem...

This is basically me having a good laugh by making all of the characters very unlike themselves. This also includes some fandom bashing. If you think you will be offended, go no further...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Balrog, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Gimli, Glorfindel, Legolas, Lindir
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Kink, MPREG (male pregnancy), Slash (same sex pairing), Torture, Violence
Series: RANDOM CRAZINESS ENSUES!!!
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2421 Read Count: 3223
Published: Aug 31 2007 Updated: Aug 31 2007 [Report This]
Summary: This is a very angsty two part ficlet about Haldir and his brothers trying to cope with the recent loss of their parents...

Categories: Book-verse Characters: Haldir, Orophin, Rúmil
Genres: Angst, Drama, Tragedy
Warnings: Violence
Series: My Brother's Keeper
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11577 Read Count: 2992
Published: Aug 28 2007 Updated: Aug 28 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Part 2 of the My Brother's Keeper set. Haldir goes out to train for the position of High March Warden and does not come back to tuck Orophin in. Due to a misunderstanding, the elfling sets out on a journey to find Haldir, but ends up in a scary situation.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Haldir, Original Character, Orophin, Rúmil
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: Violence
Series: My Brother's Keeper
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4546 Read Count: 2022
Published: Aug 28 2007 Updated: Aug 28 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Haldirmance. After a mysterious accident, Belegwen--the only female member of the Lorien wardens, is given the job of being 2nd in Command, right under Haldir. While dealing with the challenges of her new position, she and Haldir fall in love, but will they ever be able to admit it to each other, or will the War of the Ring tear them apart first?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Haldir, Original Character, Orophin, Rúmil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 80396 Read Count: 40806
Published: Aug 31 2007 Updated: Jan 21 2010 [Report This]