Stories by sylc
Hair Holding by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: In which Lindir the elfling likes to hold his Uncle Erestor’s hair.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 854 Read Count: 2138
Published: Mar 12 2007 Updated: Mar 12 2007 [Report This]
Hall Of Fire by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Chief Councillor Erestor and Head Minstrel Lindir, who hate one another with fiery intensity, fight over the rights to the new hall in Rivendell.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1406 Read Count: 1772
Published: Feb 08 2007 Updated: Feb 08 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Erestor is contacted by an overzealous marketer of the Valarin Healing By Matchmaking Agency.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 969 Read Count: 1482
Published: Feb 16 2007 Updated: Feb 16 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Erestor is going away to Woodhall for a few weeks and leaving Lindir behind. Lindir isn't too pleased.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 795 Read Count: 1785
Published: Apr 20 2007 Updated: Apr 20 2007 [Report This]
Hoo, hooom! Wisha wooo! by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: After sex, Fangorn and Fimbrethil have a little Entish tiff. Written in response to stressbeertje's challenge on LiveJournal: "[Ent] sex X3, and what happened to the females".
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Other, Treebeard
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 632 Read Count: 3904
Published: May 05 2007 Updated: May 05 2007 [Report This]
How To Buy A Harp by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Glorfindel likes batty little Lindir, a minstrel and instrument-maker, awfully much. Unfortunately, he gets so nervous around Lindir that he can't talk to him socially. So he decides to buy Lindir's harps and talk to him over harp-buying/making business. Written for prompt #67 at hall_of_books, a LiveJournal community.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3032 Read Count: 1245
Published: Jun 13 2007 Updated: Jun 13 2007 [Report This]
Hungry Neighbour by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir, Glorfindel's neighbour, likes to eat Glorfindel's food. A short and silly fluffy fic.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 684 Read Count: 1231
Published: Apr 10 2007 Updated: Apr 10 2007 [Report This]
I Hate Class by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Lindir the elfling (now an adolescent), is discovered skipping his class with Glorfindel and the other elflings by his Uncle Erestor.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 936 Read Count: 2300
Published: Apr 21 2007 Updated: Apr 21 2007 [Report This]
I Hate Yule by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Glorfindel visits Erestor, who hates Yule. The pair bicker.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1247 Read Count: 1990
Published: Jan 06 2007 Updated: Jan 06 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Erestor hears of a new game called "Erestor and Glorfindel" created by his nephew Lindir's friend, Melpomaen, that Lindir and Melpomaen are playing together. Warning for little kids playing touching each other games.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 954 Read Count: 2350
Published: Mar 12 2007 Updated: Mar 12 2007 [Report This]
Ice-cream Thief by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lindir arrives at Uncle Erestor's rooms in tears after being ambushed by an ice cream thief.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 333 Read Count: 1826
Published: May 27 2007 Updated: May 27 2007 [Report This]
In Ten Words by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lindir has not done the homework set by his tutor, Erestor, which involves reading some important history books in preparation for a test. He goes to bother his very old uncle Glorfindel to ask him to summarise the books for him.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1241 Read Count: 1332
Published: Jan 30 2007 Updated: Jan 30 2007 [Report This]
In Want Of A Wife by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Anti-OC, homophobic, sexist Legolas goes in search of a wife.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Asfaloth, Celeborn, Celebrían, Cirdan, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Galion, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Lindir, Original Character, Orophin, Other, Rúmil, Thranduil
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2828 Read Count: 2500
Published: Aug 09 2007 Updated: Aug 09 2007 [Report This]
It Is Boring by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir has to read a history book. He doesn't want to.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 533 Read Count: 1291
Published: Apr 30 2007 Updated: Apr 30 2007 [Report This]
Keep Fighting by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Glorfindel is gravely injured and facing what he believes to be a fate worse than death. Elrond reminds him to not give up hope.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Elros, Glorfindel
Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1682 Read Count: 1216
Published: Aug 04 2010 Updated: Aug 04 2010 [Report This]
Kickin' The Evenstar by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 6]
Summary: In which Arwen kicks the Evenstar pendant, contemplates the sexist hypocrisy of elves, and her sexual embarrassment at her part-elf heritage.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Angst, Humor, Other, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 907 Read Count: 1621
Published: Sep 26 2006 Updated: Sep 26 2006 [Report This]
Laaa! by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Erestor the scholar calls in Lindir the minstrel about the lyrics of a popular song.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 446 Read Count: 1821
Published: Mar 26 2007 Updated: Mar 26 2007 [Report This]
Lacy White Shirt by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 2]
Summary: It's three months into Glorfindel and Lindir's relationship and Lindir is still holding out as if they are only acquaintances. Unused to this sort of treatment, Glorfindel wonders when and if their relationship will move to the next base.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1378 Read Count: 2045
Published: Jan 11 2007 Updated: Jan 11 2007 [Report This]
Legolas's Comb by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Aragorn's wedding to Arwen is within the hour, but Legolas (much to Gimli's disgust) is not ready.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Gimli, Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3541 Read Count: 1499
Published: Dec 04 2005 Updated: Dec 04 2005 [Report This]
Let Me Sleep by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Glorfindel wants to sleep in bed -- wants light off. Erestor wants to read in bed -- wants light on. What to do?
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 556 Read Count: 1715
Published: Jan 11 2007 Updated: Jan 11 2007 [Report This]
Let Us Be Friends by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Lindir is the only elfling in Imladris and is lonely. However, when Glorfindel tries to befriend him, Lindir refuses on account of Glorfindel's great age.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 788 Read Count: 1050
Published: Nov 01 2008 Updated: Nov 01 2008 [Report This]
Summary: A killer plant arrives in Imladris by way of a raven plop and sets about killing off all of Glorfindel's abusive linden flowers. Lindir decides to save it from Glorfindel's Rivendell Roundup. Written for chaotic_binky for Jinglebells In June 2007 Slashy Santa.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4304 Read Count: 1444
Published: Jul 05 2007 Updated: Jul 05 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Young Lindir meets an orcling one night whilst out wandering alone.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: General, Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1209 Read Count: 1279
Published: Nov 04 2008 Updated: Nov 04 2008 [Report This]
Summary: Rúmil works at a Lothlórien tavern part-time. One night, the last patron decides to tell him about his one night stands with Haldir and Orophin.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Haldir, Lindir, Orophin, Rúmil
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1582 Read Count: 1540
Published: Jun 07 2007 Updated: Jun 07 2007 [Report This]
Lindir The Chastity Elf by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir vows never to have sex with anyone ever again and it breaks his poor Glorfindel and Elrond's hearts. Written in response to tofumice's challenge for the meme: "Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them." Her challenge: "Hahahaha, Lindir the chastity elf. He vows never to have sex with anyone ever again and it breaks his poor Glorfindel and Elrond's hearts."
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 801 Read Count: 1586
Published: May 04 2007 Updated: May 04 2007 [Report This]