Summary: A response to L8Bleumer's story. I go fishing with my muses.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1377 Read Count: 705

Summary: This is a look at how Radagast, a natural choice as a spy, adds his part to the work of the White Council. It's inspired by ideas found Jules14's story "The Sue That Wouldn't Die".
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Radagast
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: Not Another Elf Fic
Series: Sillier Stories, The Affairs of Wizards, Saturday's Children
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 916 Read Count: 2183

Summary: Legolas learns and grows, gradually becoming the warrior of Tolkien's epic.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Challenges: A Halloween Tale
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3203 Read Count: 3763

Summary: Santa has a problem, Manwe has a solution.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Manwe
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Saturday's Children
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 690 Read Count: 2050

Summary: The worst habit of all is the compulsive writing of fanfiction, of course.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Bilbo, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 820 Read Count: 887

Summary: This is the seed of a prickly love story for Glorfindel. I wrote it to answer Lady Garavmithiel's "Love for the Lord" challenge.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel
Genres: Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: A Challenging Face, But What a View!
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1221 Read Count: 2726

Summary: Written for the Teitho "Skills" Challenge. What skill does Aragorn need around him when he settles down in Gondor?
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Gaffer Gamgee
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: "Become who you were meant to be"
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 819 Read Count: 1840

Summary: My poems about Middle Earth, and one off topic. The second chapter is a response to Longitudeandlatitude's "Cornered" challenge.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 310 Read Count: 3786

Summary: An unserious look at the selection process that produced the Order of Istari as the Valar's emissaries in Middle Earth.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aule, Blue Wizards, Gandalf / Olorin, Irmo / Lorien, Manwe, Namo / Mandos, Nessa, Nienna, Tulkas, Ulmo, Varda
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The Affairs of Wizards
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 798 Read Count: 1999

Summary: These are short pieces based on the "Longmire does romance novels" covers, from Aelfwine's challenge. See the covers at:
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/readers_covers.htm
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Amroth, Goldberry, Nimrodel, Witch King
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: Sillier Stories, A Challenging Face, But What a View!
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 736 Read Count: 5897

Summary: A sideways look at the effect of non-canonical fiction.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Faramir, Feanor, Figwit, Frodo Gamgee, Gollum, Maglor, Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Saturday's Children
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3278 Read Count: 4445

Summary: Early in their marriage, Faramir and Eowyn find a path to equilibrium. Written in response to Lady Eruwestiel's "The First Year" challenge.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Eowyn, Faramir
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: Faramir and Eowyn: Dusk and Dawn, A Challenging Face, But What a View!
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1281 Read Count: 2869

Summary: What happens when the worlds of Tolkien and Whedon collide, in the style of Saruman or Maggie Walsh? This Gondorian musical comedy!

A second response to Took the Took's musical challenge, using "Once More, With Feeling" from BtVS.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Eomer, Eowyn, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gríma, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Saruman, Sauron, Théoden, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: Steal A Plot!
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1842 Read Count: 4699

Summary: The hobbits develop a new game while the party waits at Rivendell before the fellowship sets out. The rating is for implied sex in the background (not involving the main characters).
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Lindir, Merry, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 847 Read Count: 1494

Summary: Radagast needs a little extra help to return to Valinor.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Radagast
Genres: Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: The Affairs of Wizards
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1067 Read Count: 2081

Summary: A mildly AU crossover of Tom Bombadil's courtship. Goldberry doesn't quite seem to be part of Tolkien's standard mythos anyway.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Goldberry, Tom Bombadil
Genres: Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Sillier Stories
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 399 Read Count: 2248

Summary: Arwen realizes that Aragorn and her brothers are doomed.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Elrond
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Challenges: Arwen's Thoughts
Series: A Challenging Face, But What a View!
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1250 Read Count: 1806

Summary: This is a response to GreenWoodElleth's "Bad Girls" challenge. I was terribly intrigued by the idea of a bad (not evil and plotting to rule the world, but merely wicked) female hobbit. Xenobia Took gradually goes from bad to worse in the course of her long and adventurous life.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arathorn, Gandalf / Olorin, Tom Bombadil
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6622 Read Count: 8536

Summary: At last I found myself in a state to answer Gemini Elf's "Hyper" challenge. Some silliness results as Legolas and Gimli get drunk.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Galion, Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Sillier Stories
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 384 Read Count: 1638

Summary: A partial response to Aelfwine's challenge "LOTR is like a country song".

It's pretty much full-on filksong, so if you can't stand the idea of country music, avoid it. I personally have always loved the verve and verbal play in good country music. Now with other genres too.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Halbarad, Nazgûl, Sauron
Genres: Angst, Parody, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Sillier Stories
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1628 Read Count: 8333

Summary: A quick drabble, set well into the Fourth Age, when the Elves and the Ents have dwindled into legend.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Original Character
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 216 Read Count: 867

Summary: Step away from the computer and come out with your hands up! You have the right to a spell-checker, and if you refuse this right, every misspelling will be held against you. You have the right to a Beta Reader, and if you do not know one, a court-appointed Beta Reader will be offered to you.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: None
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: First Draft, Violence
Series: Sillier Stories
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 340 Read Count: 1067

Summary: A response to Faramiriel's Culinary Challenge (that Faramir should teach Eowyn a cooking skill with some sort of disaster along the way). The concept seemed charming and rather in the spirit of Tolkien. The Stewed Rabbit chapter is one of my all-time favorites.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Faramir
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: Faramir and Eowyn: Dusk and Dawn
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1264 Read Count: 3120

Summary: Immediately after the fall of Numenor, Elendil looks for a reason to hope. Written for the March Teitho Contest.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elendil
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: None
Series: "Become who you were meant to be"
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1404 Read Count: 2030

Summary: Written for the Teitho Challenge, "The First Time". Aragorn and Faramir help Eomer with his pre-wedding worries.

Now edited to remove unCanon.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Faramir and Eowyn: Dusk and Dawn
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1055 Read Count: 2591