Penname: Armariel [Contact] Real name: RoZita Bartok
Member Since: 03/02/07
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I am a fanfic writer, poet, artist, composer, and webmistress from Arkansas. I have been a LOTR fan since 2003 when I first read the books. I live alone and am ruled by a cat.
Yahoo IM: rozita870
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Reviews by Armariel
Summary: There are many diehard Tolkien fans that complain that either Peter Jackson's films destroyed their cherished images of Middle Earth or didn't capture the spirit of Middle Earth. My answer? It could have been a thousand times worse.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Gríma, Nazgűl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 43783
[Report This] Published: 22/11/06 Updated: 19/04/08
Reviewer: Armariel Signed
Date: 13/05/07 Title: Chapter 8: The Plot Thickens

ROFL.....this rings uncomfortably true, sad to say.....lololol but keep it up.......Arwen in a bikini, yeah right.....heheheheheheheh I'm a bit of a parodist myself, but mine was never this good! Look forward to seeing the next installment.

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She Took a Holiday by Ria Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 15]
Summary: This is a response to GreenWoodElleth's "Bad Girls" challenge. I was terribly intrigued by the idea of a bad (not evil and plotting to rule the world, but merely wicked) female hobbit. Xenobia Took gradually goes from bad to worse in the course of her long and adventurous life.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Arathorn, Gandalf / Olorin, Tom Bombadil
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6622 Read Count: 7270
[Report This] Published: 01/01/07 Updated: 27/02/07
Reviewer: Armariel Signed
Date: 04/02/07 Title: Chapter 5: V. Hazards of the Highway

Oh this is a fun story...Xenobia is quite a pistol. I look forward to the next part!

Author's Response: Thanks. I trust you\'ll warn me if she wanders off into M-S territory.

Summary: Little fic I wrote some time ago....

WARNING: Absolutely insane!
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Sam
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 444 Read Count: 1346
[Report This] Published: 04/02/07 Updated: 04/02/07
Reviewer: Armariel Signed
Date: 04/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: The real story

hahahah!!! Cuuuuuuutttttteeeee!!!

Author's Response: Insaneness, it\'s a skill I excell at.

Brassiere by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Arwen the toddler wants a brassiere. She goes to demand one from her father.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Arwen, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 494 Read Count: 1560
[Report This] Published: 08/02/07 Updated: 08/02/07
Reviewer: Armariel Signed
Date: 08/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Brassiere

Ahhh, that's right...send the kid elsewhere--there's child psychology for ya! lolol Cute piece, made me giggle.......

Author's Response: *grins* Glad you enjoyed it, Armariel. Thank you. :)

Curtain Fashion by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A short tongue-in-cheek fic inspired by the clothes worn by the elves of Imladris in the films.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Elrond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1297
[Report This] Published: 10/02/07 Updated: 10/02/07
Reviewer: Armariel Signed
Date: 10/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Curtain Fashion

lolol.....so those robes were just so much window-dressing? heheh

Author's Response: *giggles* Nice one! Thanks, Armariel. Glad you enjoyed it. XD

Summary: Gimli goes on a diet. Legolas helps.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2495 Read Count: 1537
[Report This] Published: 11/02/07 Updated: 11/02/07
Reviewer: Armariel Signed
Date: 11/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: It's A Little Tight Across the Chest

LOLOLOL...poor ole Gimli...hehehe

Summary: A little poem featuring Boromir (first three verses) and Faramir (last three verses). Inspired by a scene in R.O.T.K extended version. Hope you like it.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Poetry
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 178 Read Count: 1218
[Report This] Published: 13/02/07 Updated: 13/02/07
Reviewer: Armariel Signed
Date: 13/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Rember This Day Little Brother

Sweet and sad...love 'em both! Loved that scene in the movie.

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Author's Response: Hi there Armariel ! thanks very much, glad you enjoyed it, I love that scene too. Is that a little flower ? looks great.

Summary: Mary Sues are perfect, so you should know how to write them perfectly!
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Other, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2579 Read Count: 4556
[Report This] Published: 03/01/11 Updated: 09/06/11
Reviewer: Armariel Signed
Date: 09/06/11 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Love it! my first-ever fan story was a Mary sue.....although I'd like to think it was a state of the art Mary Sue...LOL

Author's Response: Haha. I like that. My first story involved a paticularly beastly Mary Sue. She has inspired a LOT of this guide. Thanks for reviewing!

You've Got Fanmail! by Melda Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 105]
Summary: The members of the Fellowship must learn to deal with one of the worst aspects of being famous...fanmail..written by the horror of horrors, fangirls.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn
Genres: None
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: Hilarious stories!!!
Series: None
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 35811 Read Count: 37731
[Report This] Published: 13/04/11 Updated: 24/07/11
Reviewer: Armariel Signed
Date: 22/04/11 Title: Chapter 9: Off to the Mine! (My Mine, mine!)

I love this. It's so funny and different. I look forward to the next chappie!

Armariel~~~~~{~@

Author's Response: Thanks! Glad that you find it so enjoyable. I do try my best. :)

Reviewer: Armariel Signed
Date: 22/04/11 Title: Chapter 10: Return of the Sues

Well, that was quick!:D

Author's Response: Yep, I was writing it as you were reading the other chapter! Coincidence...or not?

Summary: The young Elf Rimbrion, after being freed from Sauron's unspeakable dungeons by Luthien and Huan, finds something the Dark Lord left behind. Will he be able to resist its allure? A short sequel to Woman of the Secret Shadow and Gaergath, Son of Sauron, but can stand alone, I think.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Lúthien Tinúviel, Original Character, Sauron
Genres: Angst, Horror, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1846 Read Count: 236
[Report This] Published: 31/10/12 Updated: 31/10/12
Reviewer: Armariel Signed
Date: 17/05/13 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Thanks Calatheil!