Reviews by Armariel
Summary: There are many diehard Tolkien fans that complain that either Peter Jackson's films destroyed their cherished images of Middle Earth or didn't capture the spirit of Middle Earth. My answer? It could have been a thousand times worse.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Gríma, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 62843
Published: 11/22/06 Updated: 04/19/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 8: The Plot Thickens Reviewer: Armariel Signed
ROFL.....this rings uncomfortably true, sad to say.....lololol but keep it up.......Arwen in a bikini, yeah right.....heheheheheheheh I'm a bit of a parodist myself, but mine was never this good! Look forward to seeing the next installment.

Date: 05/13/07
She Took a Holiday by Ria Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 15]
Summary: This is a response to GreenWoodElleth's "Bad Girls" challenge. I was terribly intrigued by the idea of a bad (not evil and plotting to rule the world, but merely wicked) female hobbit. Xenobia Took gradually goes from bad to worse in the course of her long and adventurous life.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arathorn, Gandalf / Olorin, Tom Bombadil
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6622 Read Count: 8438
Published: 01/01/07 Updated: 02/27/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 5: V. Hazards of the Highway Reviewer: Armariel Signed
Oh this is a fun story...Xenobia is quite a pistol. I look forward to the next part!

Author's Response: Thanks. I trust you\'ll warn me if she wanders off into M-S territory.
Date: 02/04/07
Summary: Little fic I wrote some time ago....

WARNING: Absolutely insane!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Sam
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 444 Read Count: 1605
Published: 02/04/07 Updated: 02/04/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The real story Reviewer: Armariel Signed
hahahah!!! Cuuuuuuutttttteeeee!!!

Author's Response: Insaneness, it\'s a skill I excell at.
Date: 02/04/07
Brassiere by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Arwen the toddler wants a brassiere. She goes to demand one from her father.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 494 Read Count: 1753
Published: 02/07/07 Updated: 02/07/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Brassiere Reviewer: Armariel Signed
Ahhh, that's right...send the kid elsewhere--there's child psychology for ya! lolol Cute piece, made me giggle.......

Author's Response: *grins* Glad you enjoyed it, Armariel. Thank you. :)
Date: 02/07/07
Curtain Fashion by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A short tongue-in-cheek fic inspired by the clothes worn by the elves of Imladris in the films.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Elrond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1468
Published: 02/10/07 Updated: 02/10/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Curtain Fashion Reviewer: Armariel Signed those robes were just so much window-dressing? heheh

Author's Response: *giggles* Nice one! Thanks, Armariel. Glad you enjoyed it. XD
Date: 02/10/07
Summary: Gimli goes on a diet. Legolas helps.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2495 Read Count: 1846
Published: 02/11/07 Updated: 02/11/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: It's A Little Tight Across the Chest Reviewer: Armariel Signed
LOLOLOL...poor ole Gimli...hehehe
Date: 02/11/07
Summary: A little poem featuring Boromir (first three verses) and Faramir (last three verses). Inspired by a scene in R.O.T.K extended version. Hope you like it.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Poetry
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 178 Read Count: 1377
Published: 02/13/07 Updated: 02/13/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Rember This Day Little Brother Reviewer: Armariel Signed
Sweet and 'em both! Loved that scene in the movie.


Author's Response: Hi there Armariel ! thanks very much, glad you enjoyed it, I love that scene too. Is that a little flower ? looks great.
Date: 02/13/07
Summary: Mary Sues are perfect, so you should know how to write them perfectly!
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Other, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2579 Read Count: 5313
Published: 01/03/11 Updated: 06/09/11 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Armariel Signed
Love it! my first-ever fan story was a Mary sue.....although I'd like to think it was a state of the art Mary Sue...LOL

Author's Response: Haha. I like that. My first story involved a paticularly beastly Mary Sue. She has inspired a LOT of this guide. Thanks for reviewing!
Date: 06/08/11
You've Got Fanmail! by Melda Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 112]
Summary: The members of the Fellowship must learn to deal with one of the worst aspects of being famous...fanmail..written by the horror of horrors, fangirls.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn
Genres: None
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: Hilarious stories!!!
Series: None
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 35811 Read Count: 48592
Published: 04/12/11 Updated: 07/24/11 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 9: Off to the Mine! (My Mine, mine!) Reviewer: Armariel Signed
I love this. It's so funny and different. I look forward to the next chappie!


Author's Response: Thanks! Glad that you find it so enjoyable. I do try my best. :)
Date: 04/21/11
Title: Chapter 10: Return of the Sues Reviewer: Armariel Signed
Well, that was quick!:D

Author's Response: Yep, I was writing it as you were reading the other chapter! Coincidence...or not?
Date: 04/21/11