Penname: Ria [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 08/04/06
Membership status: Administrator

Mine is a Callimachean muse, and a relentlessly silly one. That means I tend to write fluff, satire and randomness. "The Campfire" and "A Sweet Snore" are my fluffiest; "Mary Sue Productions" is an example of satire (go figure); and "Radagast Departs" and "Beside the Well" fit into the random bucket.

I have adopted Ithilion the Mini-Balrog.

My favorite pre-modern authors are: Ovid, Sei Shonagon and Shakespeare. My favorite authors from before the midcentury are: Jane Austen, P.J. Wodehouse and Raphael Sabatini. My favorite recent authors (at the moment) are: Harry Turtledove, Lois McMaster Bujold, Judith Merkle Riley and Jennifer Crusie.

Please try my new challenge, Wild in the Woods.
Beta-reader: Yes
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Favorite Series
Summary: This is what you get when you watch "MST3K" right after reading "The Silmarillion". Morgoth tortures four unlucky souls with some of the worst fanfiction ever written.
Parent Series: None
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Boromir, Maglor, Morgoth / Melkor, Nazgūl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Sauron
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture
Challenges: None
Stories: 0
Open: Closed [Report This]
Summary: A series of PWPs in which Orlando has sexual fantasies about himself and various characters Viggo played at one point or other.
Parent Series: None
Categories: Crossovers, Actor Slash
Characters: Aragorn, Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Genres: Angst, Erotica, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Slash (same sex pairing)
Challenges: None
Stories: 1
Open: Closed [Report This]
Comments: playful and fun