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Most are guaranteed to disperse said crowd. Rated PG for mild potty-mouth (literally).
10 Things You Could Yell in a Crowd That Would Make the Fellowship Claim They Don't Know You





10. The Pepto Bismol jingle (you know, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diharrea, Yay Pepto Bismol!)


9. "I'm wearing my Lucky Underpants!"


8. "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!"


7. " Jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells..."


6. "Watch my Happy Dance!" (then, do the worst/craziest dance you can possibly think of on the spot.)


5. Potter Puppet Pals (all the ones you know, make sure to exaggerate the voices)


4. " I believe I can flyy..."


3. Quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail word-for-word. (be sure to include the sound effects!)


2. "Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyner wienerr..."


Aanndd the #1 random thing you could yell in a crowd that is not only likely to disperse said crowd but also make the Fellowship claim they don't know you iiss *corny drumroll on computer desk*..." Ii saw Erond kissing Saanta Claus!"




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