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This one is just as humourous as the last *counts on fingers* three. Please enjoy, and as always, I appreciate reviews.
10 Quotes That Would Make the Lord of the Rings Characters Seriously Rethink Your Sanity

10. "Why is the rum gone?" -- Pirates of the Caribbean

9. "Luke, I am your father!" -- Star Wars

8. "Sunshine daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!" -- Harry Potter

7. "What we're looking for here, is a vicious, man-eating rabid squirrel. Can you handle that?" -- Over the Hedge

6. "All right, I was wrong about the Archbishop's bottom." -- Johnny English

5. "Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth." -- Mrs. Doubtfire

4. "five hour drive to find out mommy had a jellybean removed from her nose...Glad I missed work. Can we eat now?" -- Anger Management

3. "It's all just...corn flakes." -- Click

2. " I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly." -- Anchorman

Annd the #1 Quote that would make the LOTR characters seriously rethink your sanity iiss: "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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