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Summary: Drezik, a thief, a Mercenary, and a master of the Dagger, is finishing a job when a Balrog falls quite randomly from the sky and crushes his target, a band of men climbing the mountains over Moria. He was told to collect the ring of power from their Dwarf guide, who was also crushed. Now, the headof a brigand gang seeks payment. in Dreziks blood.
Rated: PG-13
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Balrog, Butterbur, Gandalf / Olorin, Nazgūl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Saruman, Tom Bombadil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Friendship, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Challenges: None
Series: Not Dark nor Light
Chapters: 13 Completed: No
Word count: 6408 Read: 4878
Published: Jan 04 2013 Updated: Dec 23 2013

1. Prologue by Dwarf409 [Reviews - 0] (156 words)
I felt like nobody thought enough about people just trying to get by. so, i made Drezik.

The peoples and places of Middle Earth are all the creation of Tolkein's mind. i just messed with them.

2. Chapter 1: Tom Bombadil won't leave me alone! by Dwarf409 [Reviews - 0] (596 words)
I've always liked the absurd tom bombadil. I've decided to demonstrate Drezik's social skills with him.

3. Chapter 2: I hate Elves by Dwarf409 [Reviews - 1] (445 words)
I don't actually hate Elves. Drezik does. Trust me. You'll agree with him.

4. Monologue 1 by Dwarf409 [Reviews - 0] (236 words)
The monologues are chapters not from Dreziks POV, so that you may have a more detailed and varied picture as the story progresses.

5. Chapter 3: Wargs are fun when they're on your side. by Dwarf409 [Reviews - 0] (808 words)
I love wargs. Having someone fight WITH them instead of against them has, always seemed cool to me. So, enjoy!

6. Chapter 4: Uruk's like cheese. by Dwarf409 [Reviews - 1] (611 words)
Comedy. Like Drezik needed anymore.

7. Monologue 2 by Dwarf409 [Reviews - 0] (191 words)
Time to meet da boss hehe

8. Chapter 5: Dwarves. by Dwarf409 [Reviews - 0] (682 words)
I am a huge fan of Dwarves. I portray them as extremely comedic, wild and eccentric alchahol fans. Knowing Drezik, witty, analyzing and quick tempered... looks like fun.

9. Chapter 6: For the Elf-lovers by Dwarf409 [Reviews - 0] (749 words)
Haven't posted in a while. Don't worry, this chappy will be very... fun. Hhehhehehe...

10. Monologue 3 by Dwarf409 [Reviews - 0] (126 words)
Oh man I've been gone for so long! Well, I'm back! And so is my favorite hatchet throwing thief

11. Chapter 7: Morfang the Warg and an exceptional case of MPD by Dwarf409 [Reviews - 0] (633 words)
Morfang (once again) takes a shot for Drezik (is this becoming an authors scapegoat for plot progression? 0.0) and gets poisoned!

12. Chapter 8: The Hunting of Gus Chedar by Dwarf409 [Reviews - 0] (1054 words)
Time to finally introduce Dreziks mercenary life! Enter: Gus Chedar.

13. Monologue 4 by Dwarf409 [Reviews - 0] (121 words)
Monologue!