10.) Steal is Make-up
9.) Steal is shampoo
8.) If he asks to use yours tell him no.
7.) Burn his "Elf Mag"
6.) Tell him its not Christmas yet.
5.) If he ask what chrismas is do tell him.
4.) Repeat number 6
3.) Tell everyone he kissed an Orc after you told him to.
2.) Break his bow and give Gollum his knives
1.) Tell him he should cut his hair...
Author's Chapter Notes:
i owe nothing...!