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I owe nothing just the plot
10.) Steal his sword.

9.) Steal the Evening star

8.) Push him off a cliff

7.) Follow him around saying "Men are idiots. Men are weak."

6.) Draw on his face when his sleeping and blame it on Arwen.

5.) Bow to him everytime he looks at you

4.) Tell him he smells bad.

3.) Get bonded to Arwen.

2.) Tell everyone his 87

And finally.

1.) Tell …owyn that he doesn't like her cooking.
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