[Reviews - 57] Printer
Summary: After a freak accident involving a tongue and a voltmeter, I find myself facedown in Arda dirt in the body of a water-weasel. With nothing better to do, I take on the burden of making the Fellowship’s lives miserable.
Rated: PG-13
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Frodo, Galdor, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Sauron, Ulmo
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: Animal Transformations
Challenges: Animal Transformations
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
Word count: 33766 Read: 21090
Published: Jan 28 2009 Updated: Nov 16 2009

1. Raise Hands: Who Else Has Days Like This? by Kitt Otter [Reviews - 20] (1446 words)
My answer to Dúnedain Ranger of the North’s animal transformation challenge. Sorry this is so silly, mellon nin… but when the muse bites he bites hard. : )

...A parody of nothing... a self-insert, possibly...

2. Important Stuff Happens Here by Kitt Otter [Reviews - 7] (1040 words)

3. I Hate Camping by Kitt Otter [Reviews - 4] (2167 words)

4. Make It So by Kitt Otter [Reviews - 1] (1699 words)

5. To Kill Two Birds with One Stone by Kitt Otter [Reviews - 3] (2249 words)

6. Gonna Eat Till I Can’t Eat No More by Kitt Otter [Reviews - 3] (2999 words)
I think I need to boost this chapter’s rating to almost-PG-13, for Amputations and Graphic Gluttony.

7. Inconvenient Assumptions by Kitt Otter [Reviews - 4] (3467 words)
The chapters will be darker here on out. Although I’ll never try to be too graphic or violent, I think I’ll just boost the whole story to PG-13.

8. Nobody Knows de Trouble I Seen by Kitt Otter [Reviews - 5] (2570 words)

9. Many Blabbings by Kitt Otter [Reviews - 2] (3277 words)

10. Beaten But Not Eaten! by Kitt Otter [Reviews - 2] (3374 words)

11. Where Evil Dwells by Kitt Otter [Reviews - 3] (2908 words)

12. Not With a Bang but a Whimper by Kitt Otter [Reviews - 1] (4239 words)

13. The Lord of Waters Wins a Wager by Kitt Otter [Reviews - 2] (2331 words)
No joke. It’s finished!