Sillier Stories by Ria
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Summary: I would say that I'm a silly author who occasionally writes non-silly stories. These here are the ones that seem the silliest, perhaps not in the sense of rolling on the floor but goofy premises, odd crossovers, etc.
Categories: Crossovers, Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: None
Parent Series: None
Stories: 10
Series Type: Closed

A Call for Turin by Ria Rated: PG [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Turin already bears the Black Sword, Gurthang. Now he has found another cursed object of power.

A response to Lira's "Something Modern" challenge.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Turin Turambar
Genres: Parody, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: A Modern Thing To Middle Earth
Series: Sillier Stories
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 415 Read Count: 2971
Published: Jan 03 2008 Updated: Jan 03 2008 [Report This]
Spirited Debate by Ria, Adora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: At last I found myself in a state to answer Gemini Elf's "Hyper" challenge. Some silliness results as Legolas and Gimli get drunk.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Galion, Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Sillier Stories
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 384 Read Count: 1760
Published: Aug 13 2007 Updated: Aug 13 2007 [Report This]
Summary: This is a look at how Radagast, a natural choice as a spy, adds his part to the work of the White Council. It's inspired by ideas found Jules14's story "The Sue That Wouldn't Die".
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Radagast
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: Not Another Elf Fic
Series: Sillier Stories, The Affairs of Wizards, Saturday's Children
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 916 Read Count: 2340
Published: Mar 04 2007 Updated: Mar 04 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Things go all wrong with the Fellowship.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Sillier Stories
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 837 Read Count: 2219
Published: Sep 06 2007 Updated: Sep 06 2007 [Report This]
Love is Funny That Way by Ria, Adora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: These are short pieces based on the "Longmire does romance novels" covers, from Aelfwine's challenge. See the covers at:
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/readers_covers.htm
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Amroth, Goldberry, Nimrodel, Witch King
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: Sillier Stories, A Challenging Face, But What a View!
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 736 Read Count: 6349
Published: Apr 23 2006 Updated: Apr 23 2006 [Report This]
Rainy Day Romance by Ria Rated: PG [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A mildly AU crossover of Tom Bombadil's courtship. Goldberry doesn't quite seem to be part of Tolkien's standard mythos anyway.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Goldberry, Tom Bombadil
Genres: Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Sillier Stories
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 399 Read Count: 2419
Published: Sep 15 2007 Updated: Sep 15 2007 [Report This]
Summary: A partial response to Aelfwine's challenge "LOTR is like a country song".

It's pretty much full-on filksong, so if you can't stand the idea of country music, avoid it. I personally have always loved the verve and verbal play in good country music. Now with other genres too.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Halbarad, Nazgūl, Sauron
Genres: Angst, Parody, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Sillier Stories
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1628 Read Count: 8976
Published: Oct 14 2006 Updated: May 21 2009 [Report This]
Summary: What if . . .? Legolas and Gimli face the alien menace together -- if they can stop arguing.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Friendship
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft, Violence
Series: Sillier Stories
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 778 Read Count: 1733
Published: Jul 28 2009 Updated: Jul 28 2009 [Report This]
SWAT Team by Ria Rated: PG [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Step away from the computer and come out with your hands up! You have the right to a spell-checker, and if you refuse this right, every misspelling will be held against you. You have the right to a Beta Reader, and if you do not know one, a court-appointed Beta Reader will be offered to you.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: None
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: First Draft, Violence
Series: Sillier Stories
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 340 Read Count: 1249
Published: Aug 29 2009 Updated: Aug 29 2009 [Report This]