Awww, it's REALLY over?
Just a newspaper... trust Boromir to be anticlimatic. And speaking of anticlimatic, whada a way to die. Poor guy! *sniff*
I loved the totally random conversation on their ages. HOW that had anything to do with it, I'm still trying to figure out. :) Legolas' "three-thousand years old and blond" there cracked me up.
Hmm, I think I might have accepted Saruman's invitation. It sounds nicer than dying!
I await the sequel! :D
I am going to sing Row, row, row your boat gently down the Anduin... FOREVER.
Hmm, this O.O causer wouldn't be rocks or a waterfall? Or rocks AND a waterfall? With crocodiles?
Fantastically funny half-chapter. ^^
They're not the only ones scarred for life! *curls into a ball and shivers*
I love the absolute randomness. Galadriel is just scary - wonderfully so. Difficult though it was to decide, here's my favorite line : "This meeting is pointless, unlike my ears"
The hairbrush was awesome... why didn't I think of that??? :P
Yes Gimli, it is an EEK, but an entertaining EEK. ^^
Thanks for the update!
Oh my! The Lady is quite... foreboding. Like, very much. :P
EEEK! A gaggle of old Victorian ladies! What could be creepier than that? Old men that pop out from under the covers and say bleee, that's what. Oh! ... That happened too. Hmm.
Poor Arwen! May's some time away.
I hope the old ladies don't get too violent in their advice for getting the Hobbits to grow. :D
Hah! “Everybody”. Very insensitive. :P
Man, what’s Manwe thinkin’? He’s going to kill us all. Poor Mandos! His face must be permanently stretched in incredulity.
Eeeek! She’s returned! This could be Middle-earth’s most desperate hour. XD
So many horrors!
I can't decide whose scarier: Skulduggery Pleasant or Lady GaGa. (I wonder how a skeleton does apparate).
Too bad about the dolphin!
Go Arwen! She's cool. Will they be able to escape the fangirls' wrath???
What a way to start a relationship. And what a bargain for Aragorn... :)
“She’s not an ugly bat though, is she?” *gasp* Oh no you didn't, Sam!
This was ridiculously funny throughout. But my favorite part was Frodo's dilemma over his three rings, and of course Pip's wise answer to that. :D
Will the PO-TA-TOES meal kill them all???
The scary thing is I can see the picture of Hood-Arwen in my mind- and now I can't get it out! Ahh! Poor Sam, he always seems to be the victim. And Aragorn seems to have finally got his woman! Lovin' it!
“Afterall, they both hating this stupid, like, what, Fellowship?” – Sense in the chaos!
I about choked laughing… Dance on Balin!!! Sam’s pop singin’ was painful, though. And following it with Aragorn’s dirge was too funny!
Wow… uh, Arwen’s something else. I wonder if Aragorn’s sneakers will woo her? And I wonder what word of Gandalf’s had been bleeped out?
Loved Gandalf’s anticlimactic fall. “Never had good a balance.” ^^
YAY! Haldir's alive!
Ah, the power of Clorox. Smart move, Gandalf. :)
I'd just love to see Aragorn wearing those sneakers. :D
I do feel so sorry for Kazi... and everyone else if Boromir gets a new MP3.
Lol, loved this:
Merry stared. “Oh – my – f-”
“BEEP,” Pippin chimed up.
Merry glared at him, and the smaller hobbit gave him an innocent ‘who, me?’ look.
That's hilarious- I love seeing my two favorite characters interact! I also loved Sam's "It's CREEPY!" Great job!