LMAO, last line just killed me...awesome work!
Just to let you know, I'm now back at home so computer time is limited, but I will be in touch as often as possible.
Yeah, I laughed over that line while writing it. I love Gimli, he's such a great character. My favorite character overall is still Boromir, though!
I completely understand the limited computer issue. Good luck getting computer time, and I'll look forward to your emails when they come!
Hahaha! Lego lost the competition again, just like the battle at Helms Deep. This was great, haikus rock!
Author's Response: Yeah, I think the reason why Gimli won was because it takes less time to hack things with his axe. Not only that, but he could possibly take out two enemies at once. Legolas with his arrows would only be able to do one Orc at a time! Thanks for the review!
Ha! Sucks for Legolas, GO GIMLI!
*holds up a little flag and waves it* YAY DWARVES! BARUK KHAZAD! KHAZAD AI-MENU!
Extra points if anyone can tell me what that means! First person to translate it gets to decide what character gets a haiku next!