*snerk* Very blunt - very funny!
Humor is funnier when it's true. I learned this in my Modern Theater class. We were learning about improvised acting, and one of the lessons was about humor in improv. People tend to think things are funnier if they can relate to them.
You're right, "wacky" is the perfect word for this. But it's wackedly comical. :) Where does one get the an idea for something like this?
Author's Response: I have no idea where this idea came from...it really popped outta nowhere, haha. I'm going to have one for every member of the Fellowship and some other characters in the story eventually. Haikus don't take long to write :D