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Title: Raise Hands: Who Else Has Days Like This? Reviewer: Samara Signed
Oh god they so will. I'll wake up going Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh keep the baggins awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Lmao! I'm glad though that everything went back to how it was supposed to be when she...uh...awoke. *grins* I'd be scared stiff to think Frodo was dementedly terrifying and Aragorn one-armed forever. *giggles*

Again, great job. And any dreams I could have can't be any worse than what you had. After all, you had the front row seat.
Date: Nov 17 2009 04:43 pm [Report This]
Title: Raise Hands: Who Else Has Days Like This? Reviewer: Samara Signed
This story was hilarious. I loved it! Great job! *giggles* Sounds like something dreamlike. Where nothing's the way it's supposed to be but yet it's so real. I have a feeling I'll be having odd dreams tonight. Haha! Great job. I'm really getting interested in this challenge now. Hee.

Author's Response: Come to think of it, I had strange dreams while writing it. :D I hope yours at least don't consist of a nightmarish Frodo. Definitely check out the challenge if the muse is poking you. Thank you for your review! ^^
Date: Nov 17 2009 01:28 pm [Report This]
Title: The Lord of Waters Wins a Wager Reviewer: Elanor Fay Signed
Mmmmmm... me loves me some elf cookies!
Well, *ahem* I had been following the Ottyssey. I got on today and read the last chapters I'd missed. Well done! It always had me laughing. Can't wait to read more from you, whether it includes hot vulcans or not.

. . .and now I have a desperate craving for tacos. :)


Author's Response: Thanks for following along! Your reviews have always brightened my day! :) Whoah, youíd read something without hot Vulcans? (Kitt tries desperately to imagine doing thatÖ gives up and eats a cookie.) Aw, I wish I could stick a taco through the screen for you. Here's a... virtual taco! Thank you!!! ^^
Date: Nov 16 2009 03:13 pm [Report This]
Title: The Lord of Waters Wins a Wager Reviewer: Bearer of Light Anonymous
Sad to see it end so soon, but you ended it so nicely, though. So this was all Ulmo's wager. Nice. 'Are you my father?' I wonder what would have happened if he said yes. So what story will you think of next Kitt, now that you won't have a sequel to this story? Whichever it is, I swear I will read it. Overall, FANTASTIC story. This is probably going under my fav tenth walker fics. 6 stars out of 5! Ooo! I'll borrow the Orc family! It'll be fun writing about them in The Calling! Regards!

Author's Response: Heh, the question of what would have happened if Ulmo said Yes will forever haunt me. ^^ Um, Iím not sure what Iím going to do now. Maybe something a tad more serious (just a tad). Iíve several unfinished drafts. I think this weekend Iíll close my eyes and pick one. Youíll adopt the Orcs!? They couldnít be in better hands. I canít wait to see what you do with them! Thanks so much for reading, Beol. Youíve been wonderful. :D
Date: Nov 16 2009 12:07 pm [Report This]
Title: Not With a Bang but a Whimper Reviewer: Bearer of Light Anonymous
Finally! *grins* Yay! Leggy's back! So happy- This cannot bdhappening. Note to self: never down the ring. Really bad consequences... She'd better be alive! I was seriously laughing my bum off when i read this. *shakes head* You have a remarkable gift of changing stories and making them your own. Must it end so soon?! Can't wait for the conckusion!

Author's Response: *nods* Itís not the healthiest of your dining choices. Far more than the recommended daily dose of evil. :P I also hope Odi is aliveÖ that wasnít what I had planned originally. Hey, Legolas wasnít there in the original script either, so Iím not complaining. I am sad and relieved about bringing this to an end. Itís been fun, and you actually gave me some of the ideas Ė Sauron revealing Odiís identity for one. For another, I think you were the one to suggest that Sam had the Ring. So thanks for contributing to the randomness, Beol. :D
Date: Nov 13 2009 07:21 pm [Report This]
Title: Raise Hands: Who Else Has Days Like This? Reviewer: Mortizya Signed
Haha, such a funny start XD I love it already!

Author's Response: Thank you for reading! :D
Date: Nov 13 2009 01:31 am [Report This]
Title: Where Evil Dwells Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
(This is my 300th review!)

My brother was recently in the hospital, so I printed out your last few chapters and read them for him and his girlfriend. He isn't a LotR fan, so he didn't really get it, but his girlfriend laughed until she cried.

Author's Response: Hey, congrats on the review number! I hope your brother is ok now. Thank you for telling me this! Makes a long day brighter. :)
Date: Oct 01 2009 05:35 pm [Report This]
Title: Where Evil Dwells Reviewer: Bearer of Light Anonymous
This has to be quick... Teacher's not looking. Nice beginning. very dark. Loved it. No Captain's log???? Dread that Sauron!! O yay. Gandalf's back. Yay. I soooo totally missed him *not*. Flying otter!! *sighs* why didn't peter jack put an otter in the movie? It would raise the reviews! Cookies? Oh yesss, please give me some!!! Oh is Odi doing to reveal her true self (meaning she's not an otter) at the end???? That'd be very interesting....


Author's Response: Hey Beol! Know what, I never thought of letting Odi reveal herself, but now that you've mentioned it, it would be funny... *nibbles cookie thoughtfully* I totally agree. An otter is all that Jackson missed. (Now, I could still stawaway on a plane to New Zealand and poke them with sticks until they agree to add an otter to the Hobbit. Maybe Beorn could change into an otter instead of a bear... yeah...)
Date: Sep 29 2009 08:08 am [Report This]
Title: Where Evil Dwells Reviewer: Elanor Fay Signed
*pouts* No captian's log? I guess The Enterprise has other important hallucinations to attend to. :)
Bah! Glad that Frodo is a naughty little boy and stole the whisky. I'd never thought I'd say this, but it's sure a good thing he's got that stuck up his nose! Keep updatin' if you can, for the meanwhile I will munch on some stale cookies...

Author's Response: Ah theyíre not that stale. *bites cookie and chips tooth* Ok, maybe a little. Hehe, Iím glad too for Frodoís naughtiness. Iíll see about the updatiní! Thanks again for all the lovely reviews! ^^
Date: Sep 27 2009 02:00 pm [Report This]
Title: Beaten But Not Eaten! Reviewer: Bearer of Light Anonymous
NO! Spock! (hugs air) Long time no see. Thought you completely forgot about this. :) Well, at least they got captured by Mama orc and her 'babies'. What now? I hope the ring will be safe in frodo's nose. I bet sauron wouldn't dare look up there! The wristwatch! It's good that still works. Oh. Run into a boulder. Will odi be able to escape?

Author's Response: *grabs at air* Come back Spock! *pout* Itís not a good excuse for lateness, but Iíve been writing the last three chapters along side this. I had been making it up as I went, so I had to start being, uh, careful. :) Ha, youíre right, Sauron will have a hard time gathering the courage to search Frodoís nose! Will Odi escape? Good questionÖ
Date: Aug 28 2009 06:23 pm [Report This]
Title: Beaten But Not Eaten! Reviewer: Elanor Fay Signed
Yay, you updated! And they've got the flipn'-stinkn' ring??!!, and Frodo has it up his nose? I was laughing my head off. Loved the orc family. Mama Orc seems...pleasent. ;) Anyways brilliant, and keep updating if you can. Oh, and I'm glad to see Spock is included in your hallucinations again...hehe


Author's Response: Whatís a chapter without Spock? :) I wish I had a good excuse for taking so long with this chapterÖ Iím just lazy. Sigh. But I have the next three chapters partially written so thatís something. Iíd like to have Mama Orc over for tea. Sheíd never be dull. :P Thanks for reading, Fay!
Date: Aug 27 2009 05:23 pm [Report This]
Title: Many Blabbings Reviewer: Bearer of Light Anonymous
Yay! Sam's back! And Bill too! 'Charlie's cousin was starting to look very attractive.' So is Charlie's cousin single?:) Poor Galdor! I wonder if he's dead. (shrugs) Never really knew who he was. The firework was funny. (smacks Frodo on the top of the head) Captured?! This ain't gonna be good, is it? STALE COOKIES! GIMME! GIMME! Next chapter better come soon, or else...

Author's Response: *laughing, pounding Frodoís head* Hanging around with wacky Frodo would make anyone look attractiveÖ Which is why Iím all the happier having Sam and Bill back. *gasp* You kiddin? Everyone should know who Galdor isÖ CŪrdan sent him to the Council himself; why anyone CŪrdan counts on must be cool. :D *gulps* Iíll get around to the chapter, honest. *offers cookies* Yep, itís gonna get pretty bad. Thanks, Beol!
Date: Jul 31 2009 07:20 am [Report This]
Title: Many Blabbings Reviewer: Elanor Fay Signed
Great Scott, They're captured!?! :o Well it should get interesting... absolutely loving it, keep updating!

Author's Response: Oh yes! Itíll get interesting. Captivityís fun! Danke. :)
Date: Jul 30 2009 09:29 am [Report This]
Title: Nobody Knows de Trouble I Seen Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Wonderful, as always! Keep up the stellar work, I can't wait to read the next chapter.

Author's Response: Thank you, caller! Iím glad itís still enjoyable; a great relief. ;)
Date: Jul 30 2009 07:55 am [Report This]
Title: Nobody Knows de Trouble I Seen Reviewer: Myaki Nightstar Signed
Ooh! Mystery! I'm betting one of the figures is Sam, but who's the other one? I'm usually quite good at guessing what happens, but you have me well and truly stumped. COME ON NEXT CHAPTER!

Author's Response: *presses hand on mouth* I can't say who the other is... but you are one of the readers to get Sam. Yay! I hope to have the next chapter up in a few days; it depends on my level of laziness. Thanks for reading and commenting! ^^
Date: Jul 25 2009 08:26 am [Report This]
Title: Nobody Knows de Trouble I Seen Reviewer: Elanor Fay Signed
I love how there is more Star trek, LOL Spock was so randomly hilarious.
Ahh, and you've got to write more soon, I'm dying to know who the two figures are!

Author's Response: Spock's great no matter his mental state. :) I'm finding the next chapter easier to write than this last one - there'll be far more talk than action. Danke schon!
Date: Jul 06 2009 09:14 am [Report This]
Title: Nobody Knows de Trouble I Seen Reviewer: Bearer of Light Anonymous
More ottysey! And you added star trek again! Wow, what's up with spock? One moment he's saying 'save me, captain!' and the next moment 'captain, i am going to carve a maggot hole in your belly'. ;) Oh, gandalf's gone. Good riddance, i say. He didn't even help out what so ever. And while the nazgul attack, frodo finds it a perfect time to pick his nose! (frowns) I miss sam! Ooo, could he possibly be one of the figures approaching? Nah, it can't be. Next chapter, please!! -Beol

Author's Response: Hehe - it is a good riddance! I donít get Spock either. Perhaps heís overworked. :) Ah, the identity of the figuresÖ thatís a secret! *covers chapter 9 notes with a hiss* UmÖ *straightens up and coughs* I still have some Elf cookies. Theyíre a little stale, but ya want a few? :)
Date: Jul 02 2009 06:10 am [Report This]
Title: Nobody Knows de Trouble I Seen Reviewer: Narya Signed
Woot, update! Funny as ever, Kitt; I love Odi's internal monologues, and the little plot tweaks you make :-) keep going, please!

Author's Response: The monologues are so much fun, though Odi hasnít much of a choice but to talk to herself. I think itís better that way Ė the plot would be skewed all the more if she could tell them what was on her mind. :D Thanks, Narya!
Date: Jul 02 2009 02:09 am [Report This]
Title: Inconvenient Assumptions Reviewer: willow Signed
Aww, Leggy's leaving. If I may give you a suggestion, it'd be cool if the crew of the Enterprise randomly showed up. Tehe.

Author's Response: OOO! You're a mind reader! I was just thinking that a moment ago! (I am stuck with the next chapter; that could work to fill it out...) Aye, Leggy's departure is sad. But it's better this way. Can't have his features marred by Mordor-air. Thanks for the review and suggestion! :D
Date: Jun 25 2009 11:56 am [Report This]
Title: Gonna Eat Till I Canít Eat No More Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
WAVY HAIR! Squee!! I didn’t know he’d be in this—a pleasant surprise. :)

Teehee, I absolutely loved the Star Trek dream from a few chapters ago! Very nice, very nice. :P

Yikes, Aragorn loses an arm? *upset* WHY?

The mystery of Gandalf’s stalking you has been told at last, hooray!

Mmm, Lothlorien buffets…

Ever hilarious and unexpected…missing Spock…loving every twist…


Author's Response: Aww, I feel bad for Aragorn, really, but *tries hard to look serious* amputations are coool, like in Civil War novels, all the cool (*cough* hot) soldiers get an amputation, 'cept Chamberlain. Hehehehe! Yes, Wavy Hair! It would have been far more preferable to have him as a stalker than Gandalf. :P Lorien buffetsÖ *drools*Ö yet I canít eat anything till after my dentist appointment tomorrow. *sigh* Teehee! Spock hadta come in somewhere. It just wouldnít be complete without him. Danke schon, Fei!!! :D
Date: Jun 21 2009 03:03 pm [Report This]
Title: Inconvenient Assumptions Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Oh NO!!! How come everyone misunderstands Odi? Oh dear. I wonder how everything will turn out from here...

Author's Response: It is tragic! But no one speaks otter, so what can ya do. Dunno how itíll turn out. 95% chance it wonít be goodÖ Thanks for your review! :D
Date: Jun 12 2009 02:24 pm [Report This]
Title: Inconvenient Assumptions Reviewer: Elanor Fay Signed's getting more serious! But I laughed so hard at this line:

While Frodo tried to nibble on the Light of Ešrendil,

Can't wait for more!

Author's Response: *sheepish* Yeah, I figured it would have to get darker, seeing as theyíre going to Mordor ní all. *laughs* That line was a last-minute addition. Iím glad it worked! Thanks!!!
Date: Jun 12 2009 09:48 am [Report This]
Title: Inconvenient Assumptions Reviewer: Bearer of Light Anonymous
It just goes from bad to worse, doesn't it? Wow! frodo's really bratty. Going a darker tone, aye? And Gollum dies?! Boy, you sure did mess this story up, Kitt. And it's your fault! And where's Sam at? I'm starting to miss him. Can't wait till the next chapter! -Beol

Author's Response: *hangs head* Yeah, the storyís sure a mess. I was going to have Gollum live but that was just too many things to keep track of. (To tell the truth, Gandalfís a bigger hassle than poor Smeagol ever was). :D SamíllÖ wellÖ *glances covertly at notes* Samíll be along soon enough. Thanks for reading, Beol!
Date: Jun 12 2009 08:07 am [Report This]
Title: Gonna Eat Till I Canít Eat No More Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Oh! A cliffhanger! I can't wait for the next chapter!!! This one was so funny!

Author's Response: *grins* Yep, I also canít wait to see what happens... cliffies can be ugh. :P Thank you!!!
Date: May 26 2009 05:29 pm [Report This]
Title: Gonna Eat Till I Canít Eat No More Reviewer: Bearer of Light Anonymous
Whew, what a relief! What happened to Aragorn? How will he be able to fight as well as before? Thank goodness Frodo stopped Celeborn's speech. You touched the water? Let's see what curiosity does to you. Next chapter, please!

Author's Response: : It IS a relief but it ainít going to last long. *singing:* Curiosity killed the otterÖhahaha! Well, I always wanted to know what would happen. :) Aragornís going to have problems, that canít be denied! Thanks!
Date: May 26 2009 04:41 pm [Report This]
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