Abseloutely hysterical! This little drabble was such a delight to read! You really nailed many of the sue cliches!
Author's Response: I guess I must be a repressed Suethor . . . I enjoy generating the little darlings (they are all mine, alas).
Given what I've read on this website, so far, there should have been more like fifty or sixty plaintiffs in the courtroom.
Author's Response: A class action suit, perhaps, against the injustice of Canon?
Oh, if only your drabble turned out true. I especially loved the "crystal tear"...that cliche is used in EVERY Suefic.
Author's Response: Heh -- I added that in the last edit. I'm glad that it adds the right touch.
Author's Response: Thanks. I feel as if there's a sequel or related story in there somewhere.