Oh. My. YES! I love you forever for this. Parody is one of my most favorite forms of comedy, and this really worked out well. Oh dear. *wipes tears from eyes*
I believe I shall be answering your challenge very soon.
*ahem* I realise you may not know this but...in actual Tolkien Westron speech, Bilbo's name is Bilba, lol...so, that was not much of a change...
Otherwise, I think it's hilarious! Especially the wraith's fighting over who looks nicer with it.
Yay! The Ladyship of the Ring! Wait, I don't know if that is a good thing. Feminine jealousies sometimes overturn good feminine sense. Still, you’d never see the male Wraiths sit down and talk things out.
"Merryanne" - yes of, course. *laughs*
Wow, Sammy ate a tin can before? *looses appetite* Now, I've never seen any of my goats metal... if they could they'd have long since broken out of their pen. But really, Hobbit(esses) do somewhat resemble goats in their appetite.
Author's Response: Hehe well my mum had a goat called Jasper and they saw him eat a tin can once, so i based it on that. Thanks Kitt :)
*falls of chair, breathless* So absurd but... so brilliant. I feel sorry for the Fellowship; they'll be bewildered for some time yet. But hey, Frodo's energy was renewed!
Author's Response: Hehe exactly! Yes I'm often described as absurd. I've come to like it :) thank you for the review, Kitt
No, the female hormones are not pretty sights
I liked their warped names. "Wizardress Gandala" *g*
Fancy the first part of Froda they'd notice disappearing was her curly hair!
Yeah, it would be fun to read a doily-draped continuation.
-Kitt : )
Author's Response: I had fun doing the names :D thanks Kitt