Summary: This is for Liz,and it describes how precious and pure she is to me.It's more recent,and I gave it to her after confessing my love.I am the crow,she the diamond.This explains a bout of hostility I had with touching her body.I'm a huge perv,and I thought that if I started to I wouldn't be able to stop.Ha.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 207 Read Count: 2021

Summary: Morroch is on his own now and heading toward Ered Mithrin with Voronflame, the fire dragon, to meet the Dragon Clan. Alagos is following in the shadows and Morroch can't help but wonder if he has made the right decision in seeing his kin. He knows only time will tell him if he's made a mistake.

Meanwhile, in a small human village trouble is stirring and both children and dragonlings are going missing. Neither species knows what is going on, where their children are or who is taking them, and tempers and accusations are starting to flare between the two races...

DO NOT READ THIS WITHOUT READING Muinthel, Maethor, Mellon AND KEEPING UP (at least until chapter six) WITH Herves ar Iell FIRST!
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Family, Friendship, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 116057 Read Count: 11787

Summary: Lobelia Sackville-Baggins ponders her life
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1244 Read Count: 815

Summary: An officer of Lord Celeborn's fighting forces has a very, very bad day. MEFA 2010 nominee.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celeborn, Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4545 Read Count: 1511

Summary: A reclusive, timorous botanist gets whisked unceremoniously into Middle Earth... in the form of the studliest male elf to ever walk the face of Arda. Featuring a hysterical Vaire, an unscrupulous healer, and a completely clueless Cirdan.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18802 Read Count: 16534

Summary: 100+ Ways to discover if you are obsessed with LOTR... dedicated to the reviewers!
Categories: Off Topic Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Essay, General, Parody, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1202 Read Count: 2486

Summary: Pocosin the scout and some of his mates are bivouacked on the Field of Cormallen on a crisp mid-autumn night. Long after his friends have fallen asleep, the fledgling ranger pensively gazes upon a cloudless sky as a crescent moon slowly sinks behind the distant Ered Nimrais. After a hasty breakfast, he buys a sheet of cheap paper from a peddler and eagerly dips his quill.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Original Character
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 124 Read Count: 2756

Summary: Following callerofcrows advice I have decided to do my own rant about my lack f idea about Of Death And Men:
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 2121

Summary: A recently discovered text, apparently written by Maglor, as an ode to his older brother, Maedhros.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Maedhros, Maglor
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 176 Read Count: 2213

Summary: Short poem about Rohan
Categories: Off Topic, Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: My Poems
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 82 Read Count: 2069

Summary: devoted to the fair clamgee, an ode to that we love best....
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Other
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 291 Read Count: 2080

Summary: Just for Irish people. I've re-writen the "Langer Song" as a song for Slashers. If you're not Irish all will be explained.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 736 Read Count: 1946

Summary: Class Clash. Will Elrond continue to deny his true love?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Elrond, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6552 Read Count: 4895

Summary: Sexual initiation and the transmitting of knowledge is an ancient elven tradition that is about to happen in Legolas life. Elrond, the wise, powerful elf of Rivendell is to be in charge of taking Legolas. But... what if the aloof, uneasy, wild prince of Mirkwood is not willing to let it happen?...

Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Elrond, Legolas
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 52 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 160451 Read Count: 109157

Summary: Elladan and Elrohir discover a fascinating book about Gondolin in their father's library, and learn Glorfindel's story.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan, Glorfindel
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4945 Read Count: 5029

Summary: Tax Day slashy kinkfest with guys in leather.
Categories: Actor Slash Characters: None
Genres: Erotica, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish, Graphic Sex, Kink, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9030 Read Count: 4816

Summary: The Gamgee household receives two unexpected and hungry visitors. Sam would prefer to play host, but his mayoralty propels him into a mystery of a missing Bywater lad, and he finds that even after 14 years, Sharkey’s crimes still have echoes.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elanor Gamgee, Frodo Gamgee, Gimli, Goldilocks Gamgee, Legolas, Rosie, Sam
Genres: Family, Friendship, Humor, Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10782 Read Count: 3510

Summary: A poem. The world has many things for me to learn, so I shall stay and listen.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 152 Read Count: 2056

Summary: When Elfwine wishes for excitment, he gets more than he expects.

AU, Graphic Sex, Violence, Torture... the usual!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Elfwine, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 302 Read Count: 2125

Summary: Eorl and his son Brego are ambushed by Easterlings! Eorl is injured but escapes. Can Brego take command of the Eorlingas under his father's commad and choose the path that will save his father?
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Eorl, Felarof, Original Character, Other Canon Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy
Warnings: Violence
Series: The forming of The Mark
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11195 Read Count: 14779

Summary: A series of drabbles centered around three interpretations of the relationship between the last Ruling Steward and his lady.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Original Character, Denethor, Ecthelion, Finduilas (Dol Amroth), Imrahil, Adrahil
Genres: Romance, Drama, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1987 Read Count: 11876

Summary: The Silmarillion. Turgon and Finrod, noblest of elves, come together at last amidst the epic events of the First Age. Happy ending.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Finrod, Turgon
Genres: Drama, Erotica
Warnings: Character Death, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17761 Read Count: 2196

Summary: My attempt at following the incomparable... Story begins immediately after the events in Aratlithiel's 'Of Dwarvish Ale and Battle Scars' - a scathingly funny and delightful look at how a hobbit can best two of Gondor's finest. A true treat. This story continues the tale with the four hobbits and Gandalf locked in mortal combat to see which of them can hold their ale to stay standing the longest! 2004 MEFA Award Winner - The Thain of Great Smials Award for stories focusing on Hobbits 2004 Golden Mushroom Award Winner - Best Hobbit Wino
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Merry, Pippin, Sam, Frodo
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13079 Read Count: 1814

Summary: Reconciled with Elrond, Thranduil sends his elfling to enjoy childhood in a mischief-filled Imladris. Takes place after The Strength of One Green Leaf, but can be a standalone piece.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Elrond, Elrohir, Thranduil, Elladan
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5331 Read Count: 5680

Summary: Personally, I think Elrond is portrayed as too much of an obsessively overprotective father, especially in the movies, and unless one were to read the appendices after RotK his own love life is not discussed much. Here, as true to canon as I could find, is my rendition of the story.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celeborn, Celebrían, Elrond, Galadriel, Glorfindel
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5331 Read Count: 12770