Genres: Humor
Other Results: 49 Series
Stories
Summary: A newcomer with a perchance for Feanor’s treasure chest arrives in Mandos and decides to appropriate Feanor's rooms for himself and kill anyone who tries to resist him. Thankfully, everyone already is dead. Still, what with an oxygen-deprived Elf as an assistant, an idle wife, and a vain overlord! What's a Vala of the Dead supposed to do?
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Eonwe, Feanor, Gwindor, Namo / Mandos, Smaug
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4221 Read Count: 3316
Published: Apr 26 2006 Updated: Apr 26 2006 [Report This]
A Promise To Keep by Terreis Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Post-War of the Ring. A story of the events in Faramir's life after the war and the power of brotherly love.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Boromir, Faramir
Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11120 Read Count: 7135
Published: Dec 03 2004 Updated: Dec 03 2004 [Report This]
A Sad Tale by Archer Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 5]
Summary: The unfortunate account of how several Mary-Sues met their end . . .
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Boromir, Original Character
Genres: Poetry, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 340 Read Count: 3792
Published: Feb 05 2005 Updated: Feb 05 2005 [Report This]
Summary: A one-shot I did in one-shot, in fact precisely four minutes and thirtythree seconds. It's how I imagined the Battle for Middle Earth might have went. Please excuse allusions to books you feel may already exist. This is entirely coincidental... yeah.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1293 Read Count: 3330
Published: Jan 27 2007 Updated: Jan 27 2007 [Report This]
Summary: ...guess
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Faramir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1173 Read Count: 4599
Published: Oct 23 2008 Updated: Oct 25 2008 [Report This]
Summary: After running off from her guard in Lorien, Idrial finds herself among friends for a few moments of peace before an angry and worried prince and friend find her and start a bit of trouble. Though among all this shouting and screaming, a bit of truth leaks from the a certain mouth.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Gandalf / Olorin, Haldir, Other
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2673 Read Count: 5571
Published: Jul 21 2007 Updated: Jul 21 2007 [Report This]
Summary: A ban of thieves ends up in the Fellowships path and they find it would take to long to go around. So Aragorn convinces Legolas to make a distraction so the rest of the group can go around, but the distraction isn’t what the rest of the fellowship thought it would be. (OOC Legolas)
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Other, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1307 Read Count: 4928
Published: Oct 09 2004 Updated: Oct 09 2004 [Report This]
Summary: Aragorn and Legolas meet Napoleon Dynamite, Pedro Sanchez and the Hobbits and go on the quest to destroy the Ring of Power. On the way, they meet many strange people from a strange, far away place called Earth.
Categories: Other Movies, Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Legolas, Merry, Other Canon Character, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4568 Read Count: 12091
Published: Feb 18 2009 Updated: Oct 29 2009 [Report This]
A Summer Chat by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Celebri­an and Glorfindel discuss her post-marriage anxieties.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1138 Read Count: 2702
Published: Dec 03 2005 Updated: Dec 03 2005 [Report This]
Summary: Carniana has been on the move since the armies of Isengard attacked her city. She finds love with an unexpected person, the dwarf who left her city two years earlier.



~Author's Note~



This is the first LOTR story I wrote, and it's really bad, so don't judge me! Lol!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elrond, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Pippin, Rosie, Sam
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8165 Read Count: 16957
Published: May 13 2006 Updated: May 16 2006 [Report This]
Summary: A young squire of Gondor meets two citizens of Imladris who offer to entertain him while he waits for his Captain to return from the Council of Elrond.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Original Character
Genres: Erotica, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12037 Read Count: 5642
Published: Aug 19 2005 Updated: Sep 02 2005 [Report This]
Summary: Good weather on a diplomatic trip to Gondor leads Glorfindel to sulk, Erestor to scheme and a secret to be revealed.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3041 Read Count: 2711
Published: May 26 2009 Updated: May 26 2009 [Report This]
Summary: Because I've got Feanor on the brain (and in my heart) all the time.
I'm rating the entire drabble collection NC-17, but the "drabbles" (only one or two are actually 100 words long) go from a clean G to a full blown NC-17.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Erotica, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Incest, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3421 Read Count: 24649
Published: Apr 15 2006 Updated: Apr 15 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Khamûl, the Witch-king's second-in-command, misunderstands his orders. Chaos ensues.

A tongue-in-cheek (alright, extremely silly) look at life in Mordor.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Witch King
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1276 Read Count: 2686
Published: Jul 01 2009 Updated: Jul 01 2009 [Report This]
Summary:

Thuringwethil is the least of Sofia's problems...

At Cleveland's Hellmouth the Vampire Slayers Sofia and Vi fight a fell beast but when the malicious creature goes through a portal Sofia goes with it. Landing in Middle Earth she is found by the Rangers who are accompanied by Arwen and the Sons of Elrond on a journey to Lothlórien. They discover a devious plan by the Dark Lord Sauron to resurrect his ancient minion, Thuringwethil, who was the First Vampire. Now it is up to Sofia and her new comrades to prevent that from happening.

Which is more complicated than it should be; thanks to a love affair with an elf, an evil sorcerer who stole the body of her former husband, interfering Valar, and more drama than a telenovela...

 

 


Categories: Book-verse, Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Beorn, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Eru / Iluvatar, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Haldir, Irmo / Lorien, Namo / Mandos, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Orophin, Rúmil, Sauron, Thuringwethil, Vaire, Varda, Yavanna
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Friendship, General, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 58 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 151397 Read Count: 85178
Published: Feb 19 2009 Updated: Dec 24 2009 [Report This]
Summary: THE LORD OF THE RINGS MEETS…
INDIANA JONES
STAR WARS
HARRY POTTER
AND
WHAT ABOUT BOB?
This is going to be interesting... oh yeah, and did we mention an evil Legolas?
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Butterbur, Deagol, Denethor, Elrond, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Gríma, Haldir, Háma, Legolas, Merry, Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Original Character, Other, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Sméagol
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Parody, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2838 Read Count: 8560
Published: Apr 06 2007 Updated: Apr 07 2007 [Report This]
Summary: A short hunt for an old favorite book turns a siblings boring afternoon into an adventure few would believe, (As well they shouldn't)
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Legolas, Lindir, Lindir, The Fellowship, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25086 Read Count: 30403
Published: Sep 06 2006 Updated: Jan 14 2007 [Report This]
Summary: My Very first Fanfic EVER!. Its not much,not that well put together and its plain blah!.haha. But please Review it and let me know what you all think.:D!
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 754 Read Count: 1830
Published: Aug 14 2007 Updated: Aug 14 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Aaralyn is a mix between an elf and a human. Legolas and Aragorn have been her friend for many years. Through the Fellowhsip quest they have protected her. But now Legolas' parents forbid their meeting. Will Legolas persuade his parents or must he leave his clan forever?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Elrond, Earwen, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Lothiriel, Merry, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Sméagol, The Fellowship, Théoden, Théodred, Théodwyn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, Humor, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, Graphic Sex, Slash (same sex pairing), Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1546 Read Count: 7970
Published: Jun 05 2007 Updated: Jun 08 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Hobbits. No one ever warned me about hobbits. Post-ROTK.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Faramir Took
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1205 Read Count: 2645
Published: Oct 12 2004 Updated: Oct 12 2004 [Report This]
A World Apart by Enigma, Adora Rated: PG-13 half-star [Reviews - 59]
Summary: Two non-Sues end up in ME. Panic ensues, and Middle Earth is doomed.
Aoife is paranoid that she has OCD. Paula is as lazy as heck. Aoife’s a klutz. Paula’s a dreamer. Aoife is a hypochondriac. Best friends. Sisters in all but blood.
LOTR freaks.
But not so much that they’ve memorized every single line and Elvish phrase (well, not Paula anyway) but that they find the eye-candy . . . irresistible.
And when they find themselves in Middle Earth by some unforeseen twist of events, with massive concussions (Aoife is sure) things begin to get a little . . . out of hand.
Both will learn things about each other they never knew, never thought of . . . maybe they never wanted to know . . .
It’s not going to be easy. It’s definitely not going to be pretty. But it’s going to be one heck of a ride, and who knows what could happen next . . .
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Boromir, Faramir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, General, Humor, Other, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 41450 Read Count: 30262
Published: Jan 20 2008 Updated: Apr 09 2008 [Report This]
Summary: Aragorn is having trouble flirting with Elf-women. Legolas offers to help him by pretending to be a lady and giving Aragorn practice. The consequences are unexpected.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1437 Read Count: 3577
Published: Oct 09 2004 Updated: Oct 09 2004 [Report This]
Accept No Substitute by Zhie Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 12]
Summary: Haldir returns to Lothlorien after teaching for a time in Rivendell. When Orophin steps in to teach his class temporarily... well, the outcome is just not good. But.. it is amusing!
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Celebrían, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Lindir, Orophin, Rúmil
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: PPB-AU
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34 Read Count: 9930
Published: Jun 22 2007 Updated: Jun 22 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Glorfindel/Aredhel -- The proud white lady of Gondolin finds herself bested in a horserace, but her defeat does not mean that all is lost. (no sex, just sassiness)

Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aredhel, Ecthelion, Erestor, Glorfindel, Turgon
Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28 Read Count: 3669
Published: Feb 04 2007 Updated: Feb 04 2007 [Report This]
Summary: ONE SHOT! As a snowball fight commences among brothers, Elrond thinks about his human son, and reflects on a neardeath situation that little Estel Aragorn went through.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Aragorn, Elladan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrohir, Elrond, Elrond
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1585 Read Count: 2418
Published: Nov 15 2006 Updated: Nov 15 2006 [Report This]