Genres: Humor
Other Results: 49 Series
Stories
Summary: A few decades after his defeat on the Isle of Werewolves in the First Age of the Sun, Sauron goes back to Angband and after seeing Morgoth, enters a pub. A rather inquisitive balrog (who is left unnamed because Tolkien never named him *sobs*) starts to chat him up.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Balrog, Glorfindel, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1985 Read Count: 3121
Published: Jan 16 2007 Updated: Jan 16 2007 [Report This]
Animal Magnetism by estelstheone Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A young woman's infatuation with Aragorn has harrowing repercussions several months later.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1709 Read Count: 2054
Published: Jul 02 2006 Updated: Jul 02 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Aragorn and Legolas talk about those who share certain carnal intimacies, but do not call it adultery. What is betrayal? What is benign?

Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2273 Read Count: 2368
Published: Apr 03 2007 Updated: Apr 03 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Things go all wrong with the Fellowship.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Sillier Stories
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 837 Read Count: 2431
Published: Sep 06 2007 Updated: Sep 06 2007 [Report This]
Anti Mary-Sue by aranel1, Adora Rated: PG [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Response to challenge by BookLuva7. A Mary-Sue (named Emily Jane) travels to Middle-earth and does not get the typical Mary-Sue welcome...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Elrond, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Legolas, Merry, Pippin
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1663 Read Count: 1845
Published: Apr 29 2008 Updated: Apr 29 2008 [Report This]
Summary: 100 years before the War of the Ring, Adunaphel, the seventh Nazgûl and only female, makes a high-stakes bet with Sauron that could cost him his virtue.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Adunaphel, Nazgûl, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 571 Read Count: 3538
Published: May 27 2011 Updated: May 27 2011 [Report This]
Summary: It's April 1st, and Mordor's Official Website tells of Sauron's overthrow by his most trusted lieutenants. Aragorn and Gandalf try to figure out what it means.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Gandalf / Olorin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 324 Read Count: 1270
Published: Apr 01 2012 Updated: Apr 01 2012 [Report This]
Summary: 50 years before the War of the Ring, the Mouth of Sauron is pranked by the Nazgul on his first day as Chief Ambassador for Mordor.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1903 Read Count: 1348
Published: Mar 31 2013 Updated: Mar 31 2013 [Report This]
Summary: After losing Isengard, Saurman must sleep on a relative's couch.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Saruman, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3597 Read Count: 1174
Published: Apr 06 2014 Updated: Apr 07 2014 [Report This]
Summary: Sauron battles the great hound Huan and loses everything but the shirt on his back. No, make that everything.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Huan, Lúthien Tinúviel, Morgoth / Melkor, Sauron, Thuringwethil
Genres: Erotica, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1989 Read Count: 1095
Published: Apr 01 2015 Updated: Apr 01 2015 [Report This]
Summary: In SA 1700, Sauron swept across Middle Earth on a mission to take the three Elven Rings from Gil-Galad. He was just as quickly swept back.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Gil-Galad, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4798 Read Count: 796
Published: Apr 01 2016 Updated: Apr 01 2016 [Report This]
Summary: Aragorn buys himself a fast-food joint. Hilarity ensues!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Sam, Boromir, Faramir, Celeborn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 706 Read Count: 2547
Published: Aug 21 2004 Updated: Aug 21 2004 [Report This]
Summary: King Aragorn is going on with his usual business when a man appears in front of him. This turns out to be Sirius Black. They later meet Captain Jack Sparrow as well. Together, the three characters from different worlds go on an adventure in Middle Earth, becoming close friends.....Aragorn, Sirius, AND Jack-three hotties all in one........can you say HELL YES!?
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Bilbo, Boromir, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1764 Read Count: 7161
Published: Feb 03 2006 Updated: Feb 19 2006 [Report This]
Summary: While in Bree, the hobbits meet up with Aragorn (Strider). He is to lead them to Rivendell on request of Gandalf. But strange things start happening after Aragorn takes a bite of an apple of his while in Bree. He later reveals to the hobbits a secret about these apples, but what no one, not even he, realizes is that these apples are from ordinary......so they are UNordinary............which makes them EXTRAordinary.................yeah, you get it............
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Sauron, Saruman, Bilbo, Gollum, Boromir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir, Original Character, Other, Butterbur, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Witch King, Balrog
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22675 Read Count: 21573
Published: Aug 08 2005 Updated: Jan 28 2006 [Report This]
Summary: And here it is! The sequel to the story Aragorn's Apples: The Fellowship of the Ring...and Apples. The fellowship is broken. Frodo and Sam carry the One Ring to Mount Doom while Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli search for the Urukhai that took Merry and Pippin. Boromir is dead. Gandalf is dead (or IS he...?). While the ring begins to take a hold of Frodo, the mysterious apples begin to affect Aragorn more deeply. Oh yeah, not to mention the chaos that is issuing from the two towers. Will Sam ever realize that he can't really fly? Will the Nazgul finally catch a break? Will Aragorn find himself overwhelmed by all of his gay friends? BIG stuff happening!
Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Denethor, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Character Death, MPREG (male pregnancy), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7101 Read Count: 11453
Published: Apr 02 2006 Updated: Jul 26 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Uhhh Aragorn's diary...
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The Lord of the Rings Diaries
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 907 Read Count: 2526
Published: Apr 03 2010 Updated: Apr 03 2010 [Report This]
Summary: Complete! Aragorn loves his Ice Cream. But when the Terrible Trio arrives in Minas Tirith with an evil plot to steal the imperial Ice Cream, will he survive?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Obsessions
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3153 Read Count: 9289
Published: May 05 2006 Updated: Oct 31 2006 [Report This]
Summary: A silly poem about everybody's favorite Dunedain.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Aragorn
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Lord of the Haikus
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13 Read Count: 1919
Published: May 17 2009 Updated: May 17 2009 [Report This]
Summary: It seems that Aragorn and Legolas were not always the friends they were. During a cold night, Gandalf tells a story about how the two actually became friends, the painful way. At least for Thranduil... [Aragorn/Legolas]
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3000 Read Count: 2547
Published: Oct 09 2004 Updated: Oct 09 2004 [Report This]
Arda Dreams by jules14 Rated: G half-star [Reviews - 60]
Summary: Has anybody had any dreams about Tolkien's world that were funny, scary, or just plain bizarre? I know I sure as Morgoth have! If you have, and you want to put them in this collection, send them to me in an email or a review.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Billy Boyd, Boromir, Celebrían, Denethor, Dominic Monaghan, Eldarion, Elijah Wood, Elladan, Elrohir, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gilraen, Gimli, Gollum, Ian Mckellen, Legolas, Liv Tyler, Lúthien Tinúviel, Maedhros, Maeglin, Merry, Morgoth / Melkor, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other Canon Character, Peter Jackson, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Saruman, Théoden, Viggo Mortensen, Will Turner
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 70 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14771 Read Count: 167346
Published: May 27 2007 Updated: Sep 14 2013 [Report This]
Ardis by Daewen Rated: R [Reviews - 7]
Summary: This is my story
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, Friendship, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Suspense, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 48 Read Count: 2248
Published: Oct 03 2009 Updated: Oct 03 2009 [Report This]
Arrow of Mirkwood by owlett Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 37]
Summary: A young elf of Mirkwood sets out to join King Thranduil's army. Along the way she has many adventures and meets Legolas, and Legolas' younger brother, Armalas. This story is mostly comedy, but has serious aspects like battles. It also combines some things from modern society, like toasters. Please read and review. Constructive critisism welcomed.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Cirdan, Dain Ironfoot, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Galion, Gandalf / Olorin, Gildor, Gilraen, Gimli, Glóin, Glorfindel, Gríma, Gwaihir, Haldir, Imrahil, Legolas, Merry, Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Sean Bean, The Fellowship, Thengel, Théoden, Théodred, Thranduil, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Challenges: 100 Themes
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 32354 Read Count: 36557
Published: Jan 06 2008 Updated: Apr 04 2009 [Report This]
Summary: Originally called Elrond's Orange Robes, Arwen has some fun with family and friends. Don't get any weird ideas, sickos of the world!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Elrohir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Thranduil, Elladan, Glorfindel, Haldir, Erestor, Figwit
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody, General, Mystery, Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6157 Read Count: 20351
Published: Dec 17 2004 Updated: Jan 31 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Arwen finds things unexpectedly out of her control. A crossover with Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Arwen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Elves in the Elements
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1969 Read Count: 6716
Published: Jun 22 2007 Updated: Nov 20 2007 [Report This]
Arwen's Confidants by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Arwen tells her brothers about her crush on Legolas
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 741 Read Count: 2926
Published: Nov 30 2005 Updated: Nov 30 2005 [Report This]