Genres: Parody
Other Results: 10 Series
Stories
Summary: On Christmas Eve, Santa pays a trip to Imladris in his sleigh. His intentions, however, are not elf-friendly.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Elrond, Maedhros, Maeglin, Maglor
Genres: Parody, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 408 Read Count: 5405
Published: Dec 22 2005 Updated: Dec 22 2005 [Report This]
Summary: The title says it all. I need to give my cousin, Lisa credit. She helped me put this together.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 219 Read Count: 4869
Published: Feb 01 2006 Updated: Feb 01 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Title says all.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: Ten ways to get killed by Lotr characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 83 Read Count: 1384
Published: Feb 05 2012 Updated: Feb 05 2012 [Report This]
A Call for Turin by Ria Rated: PG [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Turin already bears the Black Sword, Gurthang. Now he has found another cursed object of power.

A response to Lira's "Something Modern" challenge.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Turin Turambar
Genres: Parody, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: A Modern Thing To Middle Earth
Series: Sillier Stories
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 415 Read Count: 2978
Published: Jan 03 2008 Updated: Jan 03 2008 [Report This]
Summary: Erestor is in charge of the entertainment for wedding night festivities for the King and Queen of Gondor. Lindir is on hand to keep the Advisor calm.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Other
Genres: Drama, Humor, Parody
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2498 Read Count: 3632
Published: Oct 14 2004 Updated: Oct 14 2004 [Report This]
Summary: A True Story. What happens when creatures and people from Middle-earth move in? Your life is NEVER the same. Spiders on the porch? Elves in the closet? A dwarf in the kitchen? Welcome to my life...
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Finarfin, Finrod, Gimli, Glóin, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maedhros, Maglor, Namo / Mandos, The Fellowship, Thranduil
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: The Spider Chronicles
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6997 Read Count: 2446
Published: Mar 01 2015 Updated: Mar 01 2015 [Report This]
Summary: Shadow Ranger pokes fun at Mary Sues.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Bill the Pony, Butterbur, Celeborn, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Tom Bombadil, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2931 Read Count: 10981
Published: Jan 30 2007 Updated: Feb 19 2007 [Report This]
Summary: One shot crossover with the Pirates of Penzance by Gilbert and Sullivan
Categories: Off Topic, Crossovers Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 173 Read Count: 2845
Published: Feb 16 2008 Updated: Feb 16 2008 [Report This]
Summary: A lovely romance that totally makes sense and definitely could have happened.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1254 Read Count: 5217
Published: Jul 03 2006 Updated: Jul 04 2006 [Report This]
Summary: A newcomer with a perchance for Feanor’s treasure chest arrives in Mandos and decides to appropriate Feanor's rooms for himself and kill anyone who tries to resist him. Thankfully, everyone already is dead. Still, what with an oxygen-deprived Elf as an assistant, an idle wife, and a vain overlord! What's a Vala of the Dead supposed to do?
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Eonwe, Feanor, Gwindor, Namo / Mandos, Smaug
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4221 Read Count: 3015
Published: Apr 26 2006 Updated: Apr 26 2006 [Report This]
A Sad Tale by Archer Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 5]
Summary: The unfortunate account of how several Mary-Sues met their end . . .
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Boromir, Original Character
Genres: Poetry, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 340 Read Count: 3489
Published: Feb 05 2005 Updated: Feb 05 2005 [Report This]
Summary: Aragorn and Legolas meet Napoleon Dynamite, Pedro Sanchez and the Hobbits and go on the quest to destroy the Ring of Power. On the way, they meet many strange people from a strange, far away place called Earth.
Categories: Other Movies, Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Legolas, Merry, Other Canon Character, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4568 Read Count: 10877
Published: Feb 18 2009 Updated: Oct 29 2009 [Report This]
Summary: Khamûl, the Witch-king's second-in-command, misunderstands his orders. Chaos ensues.

A tongue-in-cheek (alright, extremely silly) look at life in Mordor.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Witch King
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1276 Read Count: 2430
Published: Jul 01 2009 Updated: Jul 01 2009 [Report This]
Summary: THE LORD OF THE RINGS MEETS…
INDIANA JONES
STAR WARS
HARRY POTTER
AND
WHAT ABOUT BOB?
This is going to be interesting... oh yeah, and did we mention an evil Legolas?
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Butterbur, Deagol, Denethor, Elrond, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Gríma, Haldir, Háma, Legolas, Merry, Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Original Character, Other, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Sméagol
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Parody, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2838 Read Count: 7907
Published: Apr 06 2007 Updated: Apr 07 2007 [Report This]
A World Apart by Enigma, Adora Rated: PG-13 half-star [Reviews - 59]
Summary: Two non-Sues end up in ME. Panic ensues, and Middle Earth is doomed.
Aoife is paranoid that she has OCD. Paula is as lazy as heck. Aoife’s a klutz. Paula’s a dreamer. Aoife is a hypochondriac. Best friends. Sisters in all but blood.
LOTR freaks.
But not so much that they’ve memorized every single line and Elvish phrase (well, not Paula anyway) but that they find the eye-candy . . . irresistible.
And when they find themselves in Middle Earth by some unforeseen twist of events, with massive concussions (Aoife is sure) things begin to get a little . . . out of hand.
Both will learn things about each other they never knew, never thought of . . . maybe they never wanted to know . . .
It’s not going to be easy. It’s definitely not going to be pretty. But it’s going to be one heck of a ride, and who knows what could happen next . . .
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Boromir, Faramir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, General, Humor, Other, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 41450 Read Count: 27997
Published: Jan 20 2008 Updated: Apr 09 2008 [Report This]
Summary: Before Sauron reigned in Mordor, there was a greater Dark Lord . . . but then, "great" can be a relative term . . .

When Melkor and Sauron next meet after their humilation at the hands [or paws] of Luthien, Beren, and Huan, they discuss how best to restore their damaged reputations. Humor. Very definitely humor.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Morgoth / Melkor, Sauron
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1332 Read Count: 2848
Published: Oct 13 2007 Updated: Oct 13 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Sauron deals with an orc strike. Done for two challenges: Salute to Jules and the 666 words. Enjoy. Jules, you are the best!

Note: The actual text is really 666 words. The Disclaimer bumped it up a bit.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Sauron
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Monty Python's Flying...Nazgul?
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 693 Read Count: 2345
Published: May 01 2007 Updated: May 01 2007 [Report This]
Summary: The Fellowship never had it so bad. Ever!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Original Character, The Fellowship
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 688 Read Count: 1915
Published: Nov 22 2006 Updated: Nov 22 2006 [Report This]
Summary: I know, everyone hates Mary Sues.;) But this one´s a parody of itself, so give it a chance.
Me and a friend land in ME and cuase chaos, yadda yadda, bla bla bla, you know the basic deal. :)
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7532 Read Count: 5675
Published: Sep 28 2006 Updated: Nov 17 2006 [Report This]
Summary: While in Bree, the hobbits meet up with Aragorn (Strider). He is to lead them to Rivendell on request of Gandalf. But strange things start happening after Aragorn takes a bite of an apple of his while in Bree. He later reveals to the hobbits a secret about these apples, but what no one, not even he, realizes is that these apples are from ordinary......so they are UNordinary............which makes them EXTRAordinary.................yeah, you get it............
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Sauron, Saruman, Bilbo, Gollum, Boromir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir, Original Character, Other, Butterbur, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Witch King, Balrog
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22675 Read Count: 19555
Published: Aug 08 2005 Updated: Jan 28 2006 [Report This]
Summary: And here it is! The sequel to the story Aragorn's Apples: The Fellowship of the Ring...and Apples. The fellowship is broken. Frodo and Sam carry the One Ring to Mount Doom while Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli search for the Urukhai that took Merry and Pippin. Boromir is dead. Gandalf is dead (or IS he...?). While the ring begins to take a hold of Frodo, the mysterious apples begin to affect Aragorn more deeply. Oh yeah, not to mention the chaos that is issuing from the two towers. Will Sam ever realize that he can't really fly? Will the Nazgul finally catch a break? Will Aragorn find himself overwhelmed by all of his gay friends? BIG stuff happening!
Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Denethor, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Character Death, MPREG (male pregnancy), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7101 Read Count: 10553
Published: Apr 02 2006 Updated: Jul 26 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Aragorns children all have reasons for wanting their father home at the moment. He is confronted with the first one in this chapter.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Original Character, Other
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Mystery, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11383 Read Count: 17032
Published: Oct 27 2005 Updated: Apr 25 2007 [Report This]
Summary: A very short peice of drabble, set at Amon Hen where Boromir immitates an elderly Caesar, Aragorn steals his lines, and Gimli acts relatively normal. Sort of.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 562 Read Count: 1902
Published: Dec 29 2007 Updated: Dec 29 2007 [Report This]
Arrow of Mirkwood by owlett Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 30]
Summary: A young elf of Mirkwood sets out to join King Thranduil's army. Along the way she has many adventures and meets Legolas, and Legolas' younger brother, Armalas. This story is mostly comedy, but has serious aspects like battles. It also combines some things from modern society, like toasters. Please read and review. Constructive critisism welcomed.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Cirdan, Dain Ironfoot, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Galion, Gandalf / Olorin, Gildor, Gilraen, Gimli, Glóin, Glorfindel, Gríma, Gwaihir, Haldir, Imrahil, Legolas, Merry, Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Sean Bean, The Fellowship, Thengel, Théoden, Théodred, Thranduil, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Challenges: 100 Themes
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 32354 Read Count: 33235
Published: Jan 06 2008 Updated: Apr 04 2009 [Report This]
Summary: Originally called Elrond's Orange Robes, Arwen has some fun with family and friends. Don't get any weird ideas, sickos of the world!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Elrohir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Thranduil, Elladan, Glorfindel, Haldir, Erestor, Figwit
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody, General, Mystery, Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6157 Read Count: 18613
Published: Dec 17 2004 Updated: Jan 31 2006 [Report This]