Summary: Being at once the One True and Unabridged Story of the Council of Elrond. Humor. Irreverent, Smutty and warnings for cliches and over-used metaphors.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Aragorn, Bilbo, Boromir, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, The Fellowship
Genres: Erotica, Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3800 Read Count: 2464

Summary: When a young woman is thrown into Middle Earth after a terrible accident, wounded by life and its evil, she must learn to face the nightmares that stalk Middle Earth, as well as the nightmares within herself... Join Freya as she journeys throughout Middle Earth with the Fellowship, and captures the heart of the Mirkwood Prince along the way. But the question still remains, why is she here?
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Celeborn, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Original Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden
Genres: Action/Adventure, Family, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 46813 Read Count: 13434

Summary: It started at Weathertop, when I knew that our journey would show a spurt of speed like a snowflake rolling into a boulder; such was the danger's speed and torment that would come to pass.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1253 Read Count: 2387

Summary:

After a rather disastrous encounter with a powerful metal mangling mutant by the name of Magneto, Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a strange place where legends walk, elves are not Santa's helpers, and Dark Lords bind themselves to pretty golden rings. He tries to make sense of everything, but he seems to cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home?

Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: Elrohir, Elrond, Eowyn, Faramir, Glorfindel, Haldir, Other Canon Character, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Friendship, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22958 Read Count: 4278

Summary: A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Eomer, Eowyn, The Fellowship, Théoden
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5274 Read Count: 2764

Summary: A spoof based on the Spam sketch from Monty Pythons Flying Circus. Just random silliness.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Monty Python's Flying...Nazgul?
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 555 Read Count: 1728

Summary: Sequel to Life Unknown. Ithilwen continues her journey to find out more about who she is while helping members of the fellowship save Middle Earth. She will learn more of her past, about her gifts, and the love she has for Legolas. (Please read Life Unknown before you read this) 10th Mem. Story Rated M for future events and relationship developments.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, General, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: Life Series
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2689 Read Count: 794

Summary: The fellowship decides to work on a farm for a while.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Elrond, Sméagol, The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3344 Read Count: 8634

Summary: Ithilwen is lost, orphaned, and alone. After being chased by Orcs and found by a small group of elves, this woman of Gondor must learn her true identify and past to be able to figure out her future. Her journey will take her with the fellowship as they fight to destroy the One Ring and also into the arms of an elf. Tenth Member Story. Rated NC-17 for future chapters.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Celeborn, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Family, Friendship, General, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Suspense
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Violence
Series: Life Series
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55303 Read Count: 10640

Summary:

Monarch’s life can be very lonely. Elvenking Thranduil can’t cope with his solitude. When his son Legolas returns home after a defeat of Sauron, it turns out that a guest’ll visit the palace... will his presence affect Thranduil and his kingdom? Will king’s life turn upside down?(I made some changes for the purposes of the story so some facts and events may not be the same as the ones written by Tolkien).
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash, Book Verse Slash Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Gimli, Legolas, The Fellowship, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Kink, Slash (same sex pairing), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9646 Read Count: 3856

Summary: Tolkien’s great great granddaughter is in Middle Earth! Her last mission was to return the fellowship to their own world, after accidentally summoning them to her world, with the help of Tolkien’s original transcripts. But now she faces more than she can handle…for she has lost the ring!
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Sméagol, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Friendship, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15614 Read Count: 6398

Summary: Lord elronds wife and unborn child where taken by orcs, Celebiran was found..but there was no sign of the child,....is the child dead...or alive?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Celeborn, Elfhild, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Glorfindel, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3046 Read Count: 5287

Summary: This story takes place at Imladris before the Fellowship departs. Elrond assigns Glorfindel the task of facilitating a 'get acquainted time' for the nine Walkers. AU.

Written for the Naked Yule Fic Challenge issued by Nieriel Raina and Fiondil
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 998 Read Count: 1670

Summary: Just a bunch of oneshots. None of the chapters interlink with each other, just stories that come to mind that I feel like writing. Some may have slash pairings in them, some may not.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, The Fellowship, Thranduil
Genres: Family, Friendship, Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3214 Read Count: 6038

Summary: Monty Python undergoes a script transformation and becomes Lord-of-the-Rings-ish. Complete for now, i might add some more scenes later. Purposely silly.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Gríma, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden, Théodred, Thranduil, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, General, Humor, Parody
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Series: My Crossovers
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2686 Read Count: 9604

Summary: My longest fic up to date (and with the most characters in it, major and minor alike! *eek*). After a visit to Emyn Arnen and by a twist of fortune, Arwen finds herself lost in the wilderness of Ithilien, all alone. Or is she?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 50416 Read Count: 15337

Summary: Random lists about Lord of the Rings! (duh)
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1689 Read Count: 7221

Summary: Elluine Moraelin is a maiden of the Village in the depths of the Old Forest. Traumatized, beaten, and cast out, she arrives on the doorstep of Bag End two months before the Birthday Party. One of the Martapennas Series. Tenth Walker Story.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Asfaloth, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Drogo Baggins, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gildor, Gimli, Glóin, Glorfindel, Goldberry, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Lindir, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, Lotho Sackville-Baggins, Merry, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Orophin, Pippin, Primula Baggins, Rosie, Rúmil, Sam, Sauron, Sméagol, The Fellowship, Tom Bombadil, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, General, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Incest, Rape, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18083 Read Count: 8660

Summary: An answer to a challenge. A Mary Sue finds herself in a paradise of Lord of the Rings, but the other charcters don't find it so pleasant.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Original Character, The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 776 Read Count: 1951

Summary: The fellowship in the modern day world all living in the same apartment block. Expect madness, mayhem and chaos.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1349 Read Count: 5744

Summary: This is two years after Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince when Harry is 18 years old. He and his friends spent the past years training and destroying Voldemort’s horcruxes. Finally, their task is done, and Harry goes out to have the final duel with Voldemort when a spell goes wrong. He wakes with no memory of his life and find himself joining a journey to save the people of Middle Earth.
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3629 Read Count: 2490

Summary: This is written for the NExt Generation Challenge by LadyofLight.

The remaining fellowship are gathering to Minas Tirith fifteen years after the ring was tossed into the fire of Mount Doom. Though along with the fellowship comesthier children.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1004 Read Count: 2881

Summary: Christmas in middle-earth. Title says it all!


Merry Christmas to all!

Warnings: I do mock all or most of the characters from LotR. (Especially Legolas) But don't worry. it's all in good fun. Extreme AU.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2125 Read Count: 3668

Summary: Aaannd it has returned to that time of the year: Middle Earth Olympics! Featuring smoke-ring-blowing, dwarf-tossing, Anduin-Rohan marathons, and more.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1478 Read Count: 1498

Summary: The LOTR characters all go to school and make two new friends. Parody. Also on fanfiction.net.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1486 Read Count: 7752