Bill the Pony
Other Results: 5 Series
Stories
Summary: Shadow Ranger pokes fun at Mary Sues.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Bill the Pony, Butterbur, Celeborn, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Tom Bombadil, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2931 Read Count: 10098
Published: 01/30/07 Updated: 02/19/07 [Report This]
Summary: THE LORD OF THE RINGS MEETS…
INDIANA JONES
STAR WARS
HARRY POTTER
AND
WHAT ABOUT BOB?
This is going to be interesting... oh yeah, and did we mention an evil Legolas?
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Butterbur, Deagol, Denethor, Elrond, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Gríma, Haldir, Háma, Legolas, Merry, Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Original Character, Other, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Sméagol
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Parody, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2838 Read Count: 7353
Published: 04/06/07 Updated: 04/07/07 [Report This]
Summary: Aaralyn is a mix between an elf and a human. Legolas and Aragorn have been her friend for many years. Through the Fellowhsip quest they have protected her. But now Legolas' parents forbid their meeting. Will Legolas persuade his parents or must he leave his clan forever?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Elrond, Earwen, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Lothiriel, Merry, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Sméagol, The Fellowship, Théoden, Théodred, Théodwyn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, Humor, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, Graphic Sex, Slash (same sex pairing), Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1546 Read Count: 6843
Published: 06/05/07 Updated: 06/08/07 [Report This]
Summary: I feel that LOTR horses don't get enough credit or attention! So, I decided to write Here's to the Horses!
Categories: Off Topic, Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Bill the Pony, Other Canon Character
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Midnight's Poem Book
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 135 Read Count: 1638
Published: 01/01/09 Updated: 01/01/09 [Report This]
Hidden Hoofbeats by Zoso22 Rated: PG [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Horses... the heroes of war that are often overlooked by men. This is the tale of the horses of the Lord of the Rings and the parts they play in the unfolding drama.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Asfaloth, Bill the Pony, Original Character, Other
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 546 Read Count: 3213
Published: 08/20/07 Updated: 08/20/07 [Report This]
LOTR Talk Show by Midnight Rated: G Round robin [Reviews - 8]
Summary: The LOTR characters sit down on the Dr. Bill Show to tell the world about what they went through after the ring was destroyed.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Captain Jack Sparrow, Celeborn, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Gríma, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Sméagol, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1107 Read Count: 11212
Published: 11/13/08 Updated: 02/16/09 [Report This]
Summary: Elluine Moraelin is a maiden of the Village in the depths of the Old Forest. Traumatized, beaten, and cast out, she arrives on the doorstep of Bag End two months before the Birthday Party. One of the Martapennas Series. Tenth Walker Story.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Asfaloth, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Drogo Baggins, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gildor, Gimli, Glóin, Glorfindel, Goldberry, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Lindir, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, Lotho Sackville-Baggins, Merry, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Orophin, Pippin, Primula Baggins, Rosie, Rúmil, Sam, Sauron, Sméagol, The Fellowship, Tom Bombadil, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, General, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Incest, Rape, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18083 Read Count: 7880
Published: 05/22/08 Updated: 03/19/10 [Report This]
Summary: Tasty recipes for all manner of Middle-earth delicacies!
Categories: Book-verse, Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Arathorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Celeborn, Deagol, Denethor, Eldarion, Elendil, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gil-Galad, Gimli, Gollum, Gríma, Haldir, Isildur, Legolas, Merry, Nazgûl, Peter Jackson, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Smaug, Sméagol, The Fellowship, Théoden, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Humor, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 278 Read Count: 3562
Published: 04/04/09 Updated: 04/05/09 [Report This]
Summary: "Dear Cinderella: if a dream is a wish your heart makes, and a dream that you wish will come true... does being dragged kicking and screaming through a one-way portal to another world, AGAINST my WILL, mean I have a genuinely fucked up heart?"

Meet Katie Sanders: an extremely antisocial teen with a bizarre talent.

In our world, everything is supposed to be normal: that is the way things have been since the beginning of our eighteenth century. However, every once in a while, having a gift that stands out is all right. Unless it's something strange, like predicting the future... and that is precisely why Katie is an outcast. Oh, but wait: there's more! On top of dealing with high school bullies, her brother's vicious attitude problem, and her foster mother's alcohol-induced rages, she's been having an ongoing streak of recurring nightmares for about three months now about a great, big, burning... EYE.

Well, that's all dandy and grand, but normal people shouldn't have to worry, right?

You'd think so, but sadly, Kate isn't normal.

Low and behold, just like every OTHER Cinderella story in existence, her dreams really DO come true... but NOT in a good way!
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Blue Wizards, Boromir, Celeborn, Duilin, Elrond, Ents, Eomer, Eowyn, Frodo, Gaffer Gamgee, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glóin, Glorfindel, Gollum, Gwaihir, Huan, Legolas, Merimac Brandybuck, Merry, Nazgûl, Nienna, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Smaug, Sméagol, The Fellowship, Théoden, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Character Death, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25076 Read Count: 1097
Published: 09/28/15 Updated: 10/14/15 [Report This]
Summary: This is a response to Lira_of_Imladris's challenge Modern Thing to Middle Earth. Ayala, her cat Prince and her laptop find themselves in Middle Earth. Need I say more?
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Bill the Pony, Elrond, Original Character, Other Canon Character, The Fellowship
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Parody, Poetry
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Challenges: A Modern Thing To Middle Earth, Two New Companions
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4520 Read Count: 12442
Published: 01/11/09 Updated: 04/20/09 [Report This]
Summary: Timaios is a soldier in the Trojan war, where he dies in combat, only to find himself in Mirkwood. When he travels with Legolas to Imladris after Gollum's escape, he finds himself thrust full-force into the War of the Ring and the quest to destroy the Ring. Slight crossover with the Iliad.
Categories: Book-verse, Crossovers Characters: Achilles, Arwen, Asfaloth, Balrog, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Celeborn, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Orophin, Other Canon Character, The Fellowship, Théoden, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2354 Read Count: 2812
Published: 02/01/09 Updated: 02/07/09 [Report This]
Summary: In the small town of Bree, an Elf and her Ranger friend watch four Hobbits from across a crowded Inn. One of them carries the one thing that will bring peace to Middle-Earth once and for all. And so the adventure of the One Ring begins. In a world of darkness, how can the forces of evil be defeated?
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Balrog, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Butterbur, Celeborn, Celebrían, Elrond, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Haldir, Merry, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other Canon Character, Pippin, Sam, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, First Draft, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15463 Read Count: 8490
Published: 10/30/08 Updated: 10/30/08 [Report This]
Summary: Middle-Earth seems as though it is coming to an end. Everyone is depending on two Hobbits to save the whole world but they feel like they can't carry on much longer. Will their guide keep his promise or will they have to find their way to Mordor on their own? Meanwhile, the other remains of the Fellowship are facing troubles of their own. Rohan needs them, Gondor needs them, and they need each other. Will peace be won over Middle-Earth once again? Will Sauron and his evil domain be destroyed once and for all? And, does the one Elanora love share the same feelings for her?
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bill the Pony, Celeborn, Celebrían, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Godfrey of Ibelin, Gollum, Gwaihir, Legolas, Merry, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Pippin, Saruman, Sauron, Sméagol, Théoden, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, First Draft, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7073 Read Count: 4587
Published: 10/30/08 Updated: 01/03/09 [Report This]
The Ottyssey by Kitt Otter Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 57]
Summary: After a freak accident involving a tongue and a voltmeter, I find myself facedown in Arda dirt in the body of a water-weasel. With nothing better to do, I take on the burden of making the Fellowship’s lives miserable.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Frodo, Galdor, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Sauron, Ulmo
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: Animal Transformations
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33766 Read Count: 16416
Published: 01/28/09 Updated: 11/16/09 [Report This]
Summary: This is a response to my own challenge, set up on here a few months ago.

Legolas arrives at the Council of Elrond with a companion... his new bride, Liriel. They are tasked by Lord Elrond with helping four unusual newcomers to Arda and the sparks soon start flying.

Find out how Aragorn, Arwen and the rest of Rivendell react to Legolas' marriage, and how Buffy, Willow, Tara and Giles cope with being on Arda instead of on the Hellmouth.
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Asfaloth, Balrog, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Celeborn, Celebrían, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Gríma, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Nazgûl, Original Character, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Sméagol, The Fellowship, Théoden, Théodred, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6218 Read Count: 2703
Published: 03/13/09 Updated: 03/20/09 [Report This]
Summary: This is just a light and easy collection of stories from the horses that were present during the War of the Ring. Each chapter is a different horse and their journeys throughout Middle Earth. Enjoy! (I'll add more to the Characters list as I go on)
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Bill the Pony, The Fellowship
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2213 Read Count: 2445
Published: 01/30/11 Updated: 01/30/11 [Report This]
Summary: "All for nothing and yet I am still here… Look at me, look at the monster that I am, that I have become," she whispered... As Legolas fights alongside the Fellowship, three figures are thrown into Middle Earth.


“That baby all alone, knows not of her past and future. So drawn she will, two allies included into the world they will all come to call home and heritage shall be restored; for my world is their world and its legacy shall be theirs.”
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Bill the Pony, Boromir, Celeborn, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Frodo, Frodo Gamgee, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, Friendship, General, Hurt/Comfort, Other, Romance, Suspense
Warnings: Character Death, First Draft, None, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1118 Read Count: 700
Published: 09/09/12 Updated: 09/09/12 [Report This]
Summary: This is only the first part, and I'm only done this far, but I thought I'd keep you hanging.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Romance
Warnings: First Draft
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 587 Read Count: 1274
Published: 05/19/09 Updated: 05/19/09 [Report This]
Summary:

2009 MEFA Third Place Winner in the Adventure Category. 

Brandon wakes up in the middle of a forest in another world. Is it a dream? Or is he stuck in an unfamiliar place where his life might no longer matter? Please read and review!


Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Balrog, Bill the Pony, Celeborn, Galadriel, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 50612 Read Count: 34600
Published: 01/24/09 Updated: 07/08/09 [Report This]
Summary: There are many diehard Tolkien fans that complain that either Peter Jackson's films destroyed their cherished images of Middle Earth or didn't capture the spirit of Middle Earth. My answer? It could have been a thousand times worse.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Gríma, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 62901
Published: 11/22/06 Updated: 04/19/08 [Report This]