Sauron
Other Results: 2 Challenges, 24 Series
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Summary: Sauron deals with an orc strike. Done for two challenges: Salute to Jules and the 666 words. Enjoy. Jules, you are the best!

Note: The actual text is really 666 words. The Disclaimer bumped it up a bit.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Sauron
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Monty Python's Flying...Nazgul?
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 693 Read Count: 1944
[Report This] Published: 01/05/07 Updated: 01/05/07
Summary: A few decades after his defeat on the Isle of Werewolves in the First Age of the Sun, Sauron goes back to Angband and after seeing Morgoth, enters a pub. A rather inquisitive balrog (who is left unnamed because Tolkien never named him *sobs*) starts to chat him up.
Categories: Book Verse Slash
Characters: Balrog, Glorfindel, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1985 Read Count: 2301
[Report This] Published: 17/01/07 Updated: 17/01/07
Summary: 100 years before the War of the Ring, Adunaphel, the seventh Nazgûl and only female, makes a high-stakes bet with Sauron that could cost him his virtue.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Adunaphel, Nazgûl, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 571 Read Count: 2812
[Report This] Published: 27/05/11 Updated: 27/05/11
Summary: 50 years before the War of the Ring, the Mouth of Sauron is pranked by the Nazgul on his first day as Chief Ambassador for Mordor.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1903 Read Count: 541
[Report This] Published: 01/04/13 Updated: 01/04/13
Summary: After losing Isengard, Saurman must sleep on a relative's couch.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Saruman, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3597 Read Count: 324
[Report This] Published: 07/04/14 Updated: 08/04/14
Summary: Sauron battles the great hound Huan and loses everything but the shirt on his back. No, make that everything.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Huan, Lúthien Tinúviel, Morgoth / Melkor, Sauron, Thuringwethil
Genres: Erotica, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1989 Read Count: 319
[Report This] Published: 01/04/15 Updated: 01/04/15
Summary: King Aragorn is going on with his usual business when a man appears in front of him. This turns out to be Sirius Black. They later meet Captain Jack Sparrow as well. Together, the three characters from different worlds go on an adventure in Middle Earth, becoming close friends.....Aragorn, Sirius, AND Jack-three hotties all in one........can you say HELL YES!?
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Bilbo, Boromir, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1764 Read Count: 5772
[Report This] Published: 04/02/06 Updated: 19/02/06
Summary: While in Bree, the hobbits meet up with Aragorn (Strider). He is to lead them to Rivendell on request of Gandalf. But strange things start happening after Aragorn takes a bite of an apple of his while in Bree. He later reveals to the hobbits a secret about these apples, but what no one, not even he, realizes is that these apples are from ordinary......so they are UNordinary............which makes them EXTRAordinary.................yeah, you get it............
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Sauron, Saruman, Bilbo, Gollum, Boromir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir, Original Character, Other, Butterbur, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Witch King, Balrog
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22675 Read Count: 15928
[Report This] Published: 08/08/05 Updated: 29/01/06
Summary: And here it is! The sequel to the story Aragorn's Apples: The Fellowship of the Ring...and Apples. The fellowship is broken. Frodo and Sam carry the One Ring to Mount Doom while Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli search for the Urukhai that took Merry and Pippin. Boromir is dead. Gandalf is dead (or IS he...?). While the ring begins to take a hold of Frodo, the mysterious apples begin to affect Aragorn more deeply. Oh yeah, not to mention the chaos that is issuing from the two towers. Will Sam ever realize that he can't really fly? Will the Nazgul finally catch a break? Will Aragorn find himself overwhelmed by all of his gay friends? BIG stuff happening!
Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Denethor, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Character Death, MPREG (male pregnancy), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7101 Read Count: 8971
[Report This] Published: 02/04/06 Updated: 27/07/06
Arrow of Mirkwood by owlett Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 22]
Summary: A young elf of Mirkwood sets out to join King Thranduil's army. Along the way she has many adventures and meets Legolas, and Legolas' younger brother, Armalas. This story is mostly comedy, but has serious aspects like battles. It also combines some things from modern society, like toasters. Please read and review. Constructive critisism welcomed.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Cirdan, Dain Ironfoot, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Galion, Gandalf / Olorin, Gildor, Gilraen, Gimli, Glóin, Glorfindel, Gríma, Gwaihir, Haldir, Imrahil, Legolas, Merry, Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Sean Bean, The Fellowship, Thengel, Théoden, Théodred, Thranduil, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Challenges: 100 Themes
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 32354 Read Count: 28064
[Report This] Published: 07/01/08 Updated: 04/04/09
Artistry by cirrus Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Sauron, on the creation of orcs. Short.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Sauron
Genres: Horror
Warnings: Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 399 Read Count: 1608
[Report This] Published: 14/02/05 Updated: 14/02/05
Summary: The Barad-Dur Help Group meet in Barad-Dur to discuss their issues. And that's just where their adventures begin!
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Sauron, Saruman, Gollum, Boromir, Faramir, Other, Denethor, Witch King
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8792 Read Count: 11544
[Report This] Published: 17/08/05 Updated: 01/09/05
Beauty and the Orc by Melda Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Vanya's never seen an Orc before. She'd heard of them, of course, about how hideous and cruel and evil they were. All that she heard, however, did not stop her from tending to a wounded Orc she found in her father's barn, though she didn't know what it was at first. What will happen as she and the orc slowly learn to trust each other? Read, review, and find out. :)
Categories: Book-verse, Crossovers
Characters: Gandalf / Olorin, Original Character, Sauron
Genres: Family, Fantasy, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7352 Read Count: 6846
[Report This] Published: 04/08/11 Updated: 08/08/11
Believe in Myths by Midnight Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The story that I postponed the writing of all my other stories to write is finally here! It is book one in my new series: Warrior from Modern Days. It is about a thirteen year old boy named Liam whos grandfather is J.R.R. Tolkien's best friend, and he told John all about his journeys into Middle Earth, and then John wrote a book about them.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Denethor, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Sauron, Sméagol, Théoden
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: Son of Gondor
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22711 Read Count: 20651
[Report This] Published: 19/01/09 Updated: 19/01/09
Bride of Mordor by Azukiel Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Aradheleth, daughter of the Witch King of Angmar, born into darkness and servitude, promised to the one Dark Lord.
What awaits her in Mordor? Will her blackened heart be enough to sate Sauron? Will she bend to his every whim, or will the static memories she sees contort her from the path she is meant to lead?


WARNING: WILL contain explicit sexual content (erotica), dark and evil themes, gore, cannibalism, violence and possible rape. As I ALWAYS say: you don't like it, then DON'T READ IT!
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Sauron, Witch King
Genres: Erotica, Fantasy, Horror, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), BD/SM, Character Death, Graphic Sex, Kink, Rape, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12829 Read Count: 1551
[Report This] Published: 07/01/15 Updated: 17/03/15
Summary: Gondor crumbles before the Power in the East and all may be lost... Ithiliel, a Dúnadan maiden witnesses the fall of her home, the doom of her people and the loss of all she ever loved. A young woman of Rhûn and a warrior of Angmar prove to, unexpectedly be her closest allies and dearest friends. No, the thing that brings them together is greater than all the differences between their people, their cultures, their personalities. And if this unexplained friendship and their adventures will throw them into the claws of Darkness, so be it!
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Morgoth / Melkor, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Sauron, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Friendship, Horror, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Violence
Series: Children Of Darkness
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2996 Read Count: 127
[Report This] Published: 22/06/15 Updated: 22/06/15
Summary: As the Third Age draws to a close, Caradhras's prophecy looms over Khamul, who has to come to terms with a world ruled by Sauron or Morgoth. The Witch-King struggles to prevent Morgoth from taking over his body and mind, and finally, the One Ring has been unearthed, and its reclamation by Sauron or destruction in Mount Doom will decide the fate of the Nazgul.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arathorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bilbo, Boromir, Butterbur, Celeborn, Celebrían, Cirdan, Cirion, Drogo Baggins, Elfhelm, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Ents, Eomer, Eomund, Eorl, Eowyn, Faramir, Fatty Bolger, Feanor, Felarof, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Glorfindel, Gollum, Legolas, Merry, Morgoth / Melkor, Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Pippin, Primula Baggins, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Smaug, Sméagol, Théoden, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 88 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 120136 Read Count: 74498
[Report This] Published: 14/11/10 Updated: 08/05/11
Summary: Gil-galad and Círdan attend mid-summer festivities in Eregion. An unwelcome guest crashes the party.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Celebrimbor, Cirdan, Gil-Galad, Sauron
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3353 Read Count: 291
[Report This] Published: 30/03/14 Updated: 30/03/14
Summary: They watched her flying from one spot to the next, dancing a frightening waltz of death. Quickly her eyes flashed to their motionless figures, "Run… get away from here fast…" Legalos didn't help her, he wasn't able to. How did it happen, he had lost her.

Strange happenings are occurring in Middle Earth, with the council gathering and everyone preparing for war, what impact would three not so foreign figures have? Let us follow the adventures of Emma, Jane and Luminour as they are faced with problems, far greater then what they have erev experienced before.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Elrond, Frodo, Frodo Gamgee, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, Friendship, General
Warnings: Character Death, None, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3401 Read Count: 1092
[Report This] Published: 09/09/12 Updated: 30/01/14
Summary: A modern multi-racial woman is stranded, sperated from medicine, and in totally unfamiliar territory. As she learn to survive, her life slowly dwindles with each injection. But can she learn to survive, and ever return home? And can she find love on the way?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Treebeard, Sauron, Saruman, Rosie, Bilbo, Gollum, Boromir, Faramir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure, Erotica, Humor, Fantasy
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4252 Read Count: 5234
[Report This] Published: 14/12/05 Updated: 27/12/05